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Sep 8, 2018 22:38:14   #
CounterRevolutionary
 
The Pursuit of Happiness and the 3 Cs: Coffee, Cigarrettes, and Candy built America!

Yes, I mean it. Caffeine, Nicotine, and Chocolate will make you strong, improve your blood circulation, give you energy, confidence, the joy of living, and make the blues go away.

Coffee wakes you up in the morning and makes you crap. Life is always better after you crap.

Tobacco cures disease. It has been widely published by the American Lung Cancer Society that 80% of its cancer victims never smoked. Tobacco is not the enemy. Nicotine in tobacco and vegetables calms the nerves and promotes small blood vessel growth improving blood circulation. For clean tobacco, smoke American Spirits or get a good cigar made from shade-grown tobacco with no herbicides and pesticides. It has been discovered that schizophrenia, diabetes, and Ebola are curable with tobacco and nicotine. The US Army has hired RJ Reynolds to help manufacture the Ebola v*****e for all the USA, Europe and Africa and more. Africans must be encouraged to grow their own tobacco.

Sugar is not the enemy. The quest for carbohydrates has been the main issue of survival for hominids over the past 2 million years. It has been discovered that ciguatera fish poisoning from the Caribbean is the cause of diabetes, not sugar consumption. Sugars thin the blood and help t***smit electrical impulses from our nerves to our brain. Fats coat our nerve sheaths.

Chocolate is love. And for all the stupid men on this planet, know this: All women, especially expectant mothers, crave chocolate, a natural substitute for morphine, because it prevents future cholic in babies, and makes women most lovable in a more manageable disposition. Every day is Valentine's Day.

If I hear one more damnable lie from HHS on the dangers of fats, sugars, coffee and tobacco, I will next petition millions of OPP readers to get busy and pick up their poison pens. And you all understand what this calls for, the pen being mightier than the sword. Every letter represents ten thousand voices.

Let us PRIVATIZE HHS and make them earn their salt.

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Sep 8, 2018 22:59:14   #
grace scott
 
CounterRevolutionary wrote:
The Pursuit of Happiness and the 3 Cs: Coffee, Cigarrettes, and Candy built America!

Yes, I mean it. Caffeine, Nicotine, and Chocolate will make you strong, improve your blood circulation, give you energy, confidence, the joy of living, and make the blues go away.

Coffee wakes you up in the morning and makes you crap. Life is always better after you crap.

Tobacco cures disease. It has been widely published by the American Lung Cancer Society that 80% of its cancer victims never smoked. Tobacco is not the enemy. Nicotine in tobacco and vegetables calms the nerves and promotes small blood vessel growth improving blood circulation. For clean tobacco, smoke American Spirits or get a good cigar made from shade-grown tobacco with no herbicides and pesticides. It has been discovered that schizophrenia, diabetes, and Ebola are curable with tobacco and nicotine. The US Army has hired RJ Reynolds to help manufacture the Ebola v*****e for all the USA, Europe and Africa and more. Africans must be encouraged to grow their own tobacco.

Sugar is not the enemy. The quest for carbohydrates has been the main issue of survival for hominids over the past 2 million years. It has been discovered that ciguatera fish poisoning from the Caribbean is the cause of diabetes, not sugar consumption. Sugars thin the blood and help t***smit electrical impulses from our nerves to our brain. Fats coat our nerve sheaths.

Chocolate is love. And for all the stupid men on this planet, know this: All women, especially expectant mothers, crave chocolate, a natural substitute for morphine, because it prevents future cholic in babies, and makes women most lovable in a more manageable disposition. Every day is Valentine's Day.

If I hear one more damnable lie from HHS on the dangers of fats, sugars, coffee and tobacco, I will next petition millions of OPP readers to get busy and pick up their poison pens. And you all understand what this calls for, the pen being mightier than the sword. Every letter represents ten thousand voices.

Let us PRIVATIZE HHS and make them earn their salt.
The Pursuit of Happiness and the 3 Cs: Coffee, Cig... (show quote)




This is a feel good post. I must admit that the hi-light of my day is my first sip of morning coffee.

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Sep 8, 2018 23:14:59   #
Sicilianthing
 
CounterRevolutionary wrote:
The Pursuit of Happiness and the 3 Cs: Coffee, Cigarrettes, and Candy built America!

Yes, I mean it. Caffeine, Nicotine, and Chocolate will make you strong, improve your blood circulation, give you energy, confidence, the joy of living, and make the blues go away.

Coffee wakes you up in the morning and makes you crap. Life is always better after you crap.

Tobacco cures disease. It has been widely published by the American Lung Cancer Society that 80% of its cancer victims never smoked. Tobacco is not the enemy. Nicotine in tobacco and vegetables calms the nerves and promotes small blood vessel growth improving blood circulation. For clean tobacco, smoke American Spirits or get a good cigar made from shade-grown tobacco with no herbicides and pesticides. It has been discovered that schizophrenia, diabetes, and Ebola are curable with tobacco and nicotine. The US Army has hired RJ Reynolds to help manufacture the Ebola v*****e for all the USA, Europe and Africa and more. Africans must be encouraged to grow their own tobacco.

Sugar is not the enemy. The quest for carbohydrates has been the main issue of survival for hominids over the past 2 million years. It has been discovered that ciguatera fish poisoning from the Caribbean is the cause of diabetes, not sugar consumption. Sugars thin the blood and help t***smit electrical impulses from our nerves to our brain. Fats coat our nerve sheaths.

Chocolate is love. And for all the stupid men on this planet, know this: All women, especially expectant mothers, crave chocolate, a natural substitute for morphine, because it prevents future cholic in babies, and makes women most lovable in a more manageable disposition. Every day is Valentine's Day.

If I hear one more damnable lie from HHS on the dangers of fats, sugars, coffee and tobacco, I will next petition millions of OPP readers to get busy and pick up their poison pens. And you all understand what this calls for, the pen being mightier than the sword. Every letter represents ten thousand voices.

Let us PRIVATIZE HHS and make them earn their salt.
The Pursuit of Happiness and the 3 Cs: Coffee, Cig... (show quote)


>>>>

There is no Known protein on Earth that can k**l Ebola via treatments, it will always mutate.
It is God’s Plague because of sick n twisted filthy unclean scum of the earth, especially Muslims - who can’t even wipe their own A** and wash their hands...

I’m OUT !

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Sep 8, 2018 23:16:48   #
Sicilianthing
 
CounterRevolutionary wrote:
The Pursuit of Happiness and the 3 Cs: Coffee, Cigarrettes, and Candy built America!

Yes, I mean it. Caffeine, Nicotine, and Chocolate will make you strong, improve your blood circulation, give you energy, confidence, the joy of living, and make the blues go away.

Coffee wakes you up in the morning and makes you crap. Life is always better after you crap.

Tobacco cures disease. It has been widely published by the American Lung Cancer Society that 80% of its cancer victims never smoked. Tobacco is not the enemy. Nicotine in tobacco and vegetables calms the nerves and promotes small blood vessel growth improving blood circulation. For clean tobacco, smoke American Spirits or get a good cigar made from shade-grown tobacco with no herbicides and pesticides. It has been discovered that schizophrenia, diabetes, and Ebola are curable with tobacco and nicotine. The US Army has hired RJ Reynolds to help manufacture the Ebola v*****e for all the USA, Europe and Africa and more. Africans must be encouraged to grow their own tobacco.

Sugar is not the enemy. The quest for carbohydrates has been the main issue of survival for hominids over the past 2 million years. It has been discovered that ciguatera fish poisoning from the Caribbean is the cause of diabetes, not sugar consumption. Sugars thin the blood and help t***smit electrical impulses from our nerves to our brain. Fats coat our nerve sheaths.

Chocolate is love. And for all the stupid men on this planet, know this: All women, especially expectant mothers, crave chocolate, a natural substitute for morphine, because it prevents future cholic in babies, and makes women most lovable in a more manageable disposition. Every day is Valentine's Day.

If I hear one more damnable lie from HHS on the dangers of fats, sugars, coffee and tobacco, I will next petition millions of OPP readers to get busy and pick up their poison pens. And you all understand what this calls for, the pen being mightier than the sword. Every letter represents ten thousand voices.

Let us PRIVATIZE HHS and make them earn their salt.
The Pursuit of Happiness and the 3 Cs: Coffee, Cig... (show quote)


>>>>

I forgot to add PH**K Africa too.

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Sep 8, 2018 23:17:50   #
CounterRevolutionary
 
grace scott wrote:
This is a feel good post. I must admit that the hi-light of my day is my first sip of morning coffee.


Good. I'm glad that you are glad.

My coffee is mixed in with my hot chocolate every morning, just to make it more palatable and jump start the economy. If we take away Rush Limbaugh's coffee and donuts, I swear civil war will breakout in the heartland.

I cannot think of a punishment more excruciatingly cruel for a bureaucrat than to PRIVATIZE the entire Department of Health and Human Services. The "experts" could then be consulted on an as-needed-basis by congress. That would entail a savings of half the entire congressional budget every year.

Let's raise a ruckus.

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Sep 8, 2018 23:32:07   #
CounterRevolutionary
 
Sicilianthing wrote:
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I forgot to add PH**K Africa too.


Not so. Remember, the Chinese have the largest tobacco plantations in the world and are down mining gold along the Gold Coast of Africa and South Africa, while teaching them the ropes of c*******m.

Nicotine in tobacco has long been used as a pesticide in the organic farming industry as an alternative to the toxic Lindane. RJ Reynolds has been in league with the US Army for quite some time and very successful manufacturing the Ebola v*****e.

RJ Reynolds has been working in the pharmaceutical business quite successfully in developing a cure for diabetes and schizophrenia, despite HHS and the FDA trying to run them out of business. I'd be far more suspicious of HHS and the FDA's motives in persecuting Big Tobacco. Which Big Pharma companies have salted the government bureaucracies with lobbyists, it's like a revolving door?

Not much has been in the press though about the benefits of nicotine. We have to break up this media monopoly.

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Sep 8, 2018 23:44:39   #
Sicilianthing
 
CounterRevolutionary wrote:
Not so. Remember, the Chinese have the largest tobacco plantations in the world and are down mining gold along the Gold Coast of Africa and South Africa, while teaching them the ropes of c*******m.

Nicotine in tobacco has long been used as a pesticide in the organic farming industry as an alternative to the toxic Lindane. RJ Reynolds has been in league with the US Army for quite some time and very successful manufacturing the Ebola v*****e.

RJ Reynolds has been working in the pharmaceutical business quite successfully in developing a cure for diabetes and schizophrenia, despite HHS and the FDA trying to run them out of business. I'd be far more suspicious of HHS and the FDA's motives in persecuting Big Tobacco. Which Big Pharma companies have salted the government bureaucracies with lobbyists, it's like a revolving door?

Not much has been in the press though about the benefits of nicotine. We have to break up this media monopoly.
Not so. Remember, the Chinese have the largest tob... (show quote)


>>>>

The Evil Deeds of RJ and their ilk can not be masked by a few good deeds here and there, when today they are Hooking the new generations on Vaping and Other Trickery...

Playing both sides of humanity’s conscientious morality and Addictions is Sick n twisted enough.

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Sep 8, 2018 23:56:52   #
Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone
 
For all you people laughing, there is much t***h in this thread. Caffeine is not unhealthy, in fact it has many heath benefits. As for nicotine, I use it to k**l tomato worms...... and chocolate has a long history in treatment of mental illness. I am not sure about ciguatera fish being the cause of diabetes, but it is a fact that ciguatera poisoning goes unreported in the US. The poison seems to leave the system rather quickly, but while in the system it causes neurological symptoms including numbness or tingling, pain in the joints or muscles, headaches, dizziness, and weakness. Some people report that hot things feel cold or cold things feel hot. Who is to say that the poison does not also damage organs such as the pancreas which regulate insulin.

So... thank you Counter..... great post!




CounterRevolutionary wrote:
The Pursuit of Happiness and the 3 Cs: Coffee, Cigarrettes, and Candy built America!

Yes, I mean it. Caffeine, Nicotine, and Chocolate will make you strong, improve your blood circulation, give you energy, confidence, the joy of living, and make the blues go away.

Coffee wakes you up in the morning and makes you crap. Life is always better after you crap.

Tobacco cures disease. It has been widely published by the American Lung Cancer Society that 80% of its cancer victims never smoked. Tobacco is not the enemy. Nicotine in tobacco and vegetables calms the nerves and promotes small blood vessel growth improving blood circulation. For clean tobacco, smoke American Spirits or get a good cigar made from shade-grown tobacco with no herbicides and pesticides. It has been discovered that schizophrenia, diabetes, and Ebola are curable with tobacco and nicotine. The US Army has hired RJ Reynolds to help manufacture the Ebola v*****e for all the USA, Europe and Africa and more. Africans must be encouraged to grow their own tobacco.

Sugar is not the enemy. The quest for carbohydrates has been the main issue of survival for hominids over the past 2 million years. It has been discovered that ciguatera fish poisoning from the Caribbean is the cause of diabetes, not sugar consumption. Sugars thin the blood and help t***smit electrical impulses from our nerves to our brain. Fats coat our nerve sheaths.

Chocolate is love. And for all the stupid men on this planet, know this: All women, especially expectant mothers, crave chocolate, a natural substitute for morphine, because it prevents future cholic in babies, and makes women most lovable in a more manageable disposition. Every day is Valentine's Day.

If I hear one more damnable lie from HHS on the dangers of fats, sugars, coffee and tobacco, I will next petition millions of OPP readers to get busy and pick up their poison pens. And you all understand what this calls for, the pen being mightier than the sword. Every letter represents ten thousand voices.

Let us PRIVATIZE HHS and make them earn their salt.
The Pursuit of Happiness and the 3 Cs: Coffee, Cig... (show quote)

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Sep 9, 2018 00:01:49   #
Sicilianthing
 
Pennylynn wrote:
For all you people laughing, there is much t***h in this thread. Caffeine is not unhealthy, in fact it has many heath benefits. As for nicotine, I use it to k**l tomato worms...... and chocolate has a long history in treatment of mental illness. I am not sure about ciguatera fish being the cause of diabetes, but it is a fact that ciguatera poisoning goes unreported in the US. The poison seems to leave the system rather quickly, but while in the system it causes neurological symptoms including numbness or tingling, pain in the joints or muscles, headaches, dizziness, and weakness. Some people report that hot things feel cold or cold things feel hot. Who is to say that the poison does not also damage organs such as the pancreas which regulate insulin.

So... thank you Counter..... great post!
For all you people laughing, there is much t***h i... (show quote)


>>>>

I like a couple 2 or 3 cups in the morning but haven’t smoked since 2009..

I’m watching all the aging ones in my life cough, emphysema, COPD and get on Oxygen bottles for life... not pretty to watch.

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Sep 9, 2018 00:48:03   #
CounterRevolutionary
 
Sicilianthing wrote:
>>>>

The Evil Deeds of RJ and their ilk can not be masked by a few good deeds here and there, when today they are Hooking the new generations on Vaping and Other Trickery...

Playing both sides of humanity’s conscientious morality and Addictions is Sick n twisted enough.


Now, hold it, Sici. The American Lung Cancer Society is advertising on the radio right now for public funding of research, insisting that 80% of all lung cancer victims were never smokers. The game is afoot. Neither one of us trusts the government, be it for different reasons. This would be a good time to be suspicious.

Chronic addiction to nicotine may be the result of chronic brucellosis infection. 20 million Americans in the States were estimated to be infected after WWII, so published by an American epidemiologist, Dr. Alice Evans who attended the Mexico City Pan American Brucellosis Conference in 1950. Even Jimmy Hoffa's mother was sickened back then, and Hoffa was a rabid anti-c*******t refusing to unload Russian ships of furs and crabs. Just take a look at the history on the Waterfront between the Teamsters Union muscling in on the CIO Longshoremen. Look it up in the NYT.

I believe this to be true, having worked for a large tobacco company many years ago listening to their debates in upper management. The American Indians did not die from smoking tobacco. They now have a new cigarette company out west called American Spirit using clean tobacco. I wish them all the success in the world. When women get depressed, they either down half a gallon of icecream or buy a new dress. Women are smarter than men.

Nicotine is an essential mineral in our vegetables: tomatoes, potatoes, cabbage and peppers, not just in tobacco. The toxicity of smoke, the delivery system, is in question. Kids today don't even know what the food pyramid is, nor do they know to stock their kitchen with basic staples. Like where are their mothers? Oh, right, they are working to help pay taxes to support the top-heavy bureaucracy of "experts" peddling our kids psychotropic drugs, like Ritalin in grade school!


What I h**e is our CIA and dirty cops condoning the money laundering of $5 trillion dollars of dope annually through the housing market, Federal Housing Authority Banks and Wall Street turning it into a taxable commodity just to quell the "long hot summers" brought on by the brucellosis plagues of the 1950s and Russian fur shipping. Secretary of the Navy and Defense, James Forrestal died trying to expose this. The cops and robbers are one in the same, having ruined our justice system, while the FDA and CIA are silently sickening our citizens unnecessarily, all awhile promoting a revolving door between Big Pharma and Big Government.

I say we shut down the entire damnable CIA first, then purge the ranks of the crooked cops who have to be judged one at a time. Next we shut down the FDA and HHS. The entire profitable prison industry is r****d around a revolving door of crooks and drug addicts trying to bring out the worst in humanity. This is absolutely immoral. God will get them in the end.

Personally, I h**e drug peddlers and these decadent drug users amongst our own citizens who have ample access to healthy food and good legal medicine. I gew up with stoned decadent college students who aced their way through school chanting "let's do it in the road" and "everybody's gotta get stoned." I never participated in their arrogant circles of intelligentsia puffing away in their bleary-eyed delusions of self grandure. Lock'em up. Don't let them drive, don't let them teach, don't let them operate machinery, don't let them v**e.

The Clintons and the CIA, ever since Allen Dulles, have been wed at the hip. The whole rotten bunch needs to be indicted and convicted along with half of the FBI. William Webster and Bill Casey really stacked the deck. Christ said "forgive them because they know not what they do." But they do know what they are doing and we citizens must protect society from them. Lock'em up.

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Sep 9, 2018 00:58:23   #
Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone
 
I do not smoke or drink (not even beer), preferring water and hot chocolate over other drinks. I do appreciate a good espresso now and then. However, I have relatives that do smoke, drink, tell off color jokes, and can not wake up without 2 cups of coffee... one will be 104 in December and she is a smoke stack.... but she has not developed cancer, a cough, emphysema..... in fact, she may out live me. I can not recall one relative that has died from cancer... some deaths by farm accidents (like my great uncle who was kicked in the head by a mule), a few car accidents... but, no heart attacks either. Now, that is strange..... unless their death records are wrong. Of course in olden days when a person was in their late 80 to 110, old age was put on the death record.

I think that the environment where one lives (like city dwellers) where concentrations of other elements may play a part in sickness. I also believe that genetics play a large role in health. Plus I believe that we consume entirely too many "preservatives" and chemicals. Too bad that large companies will not invest in a study on those things in relation to cancer. But, that might put some large cooperations out of business.

Having said all that, I am truly sorry for those people you know and love are ill.
Sicilianthing wrote:
>>>>

I like a couple 2 or 3 cups in the morning but haven’t smoked since 2009..

I’m watching all the aging ones in my life cough, emphysema, COPD and get on Oxygen bottles for life... not pretty to watch.

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Sep 9, 2018 01:17:49   #
Sicilianthing
 
CounterRevolutionary wrote:
Now, hold it, Sici. The American Lung Cancer Society is advertising on the radio right now for public funding of research, insisting that 80% of all lung cancer victims were never smokers. The game is afoot. Neither one of us trusts the government, be it for different reasons. This would be a good time to be suspicious.

Chronic addiction to nicotine may be the result of chronic brucellosis infection. 20 million Americans in the States were estimated to be infected after WWII, so published by an American epidemiologist, Dr. Alice Evans who attended the Mexico City Pan American Brucellosis Conference in 1950. Even Jimmy Hoffa's mother was sickened back then, and Hoffa was a rabid anti-c*******t refusing to unload Russian ships of furs and crabs. Just take a look at the history on the Waterfront between the Teamsters Union muscling in on the CIO Longshoremen. Look it up in the NYT.

I believe this to be true, having worked for a large tobacco company many years ago listening to their debates in upper management. The American Indians did not die from smoking tobacco. They now have a new cigarette company out west called American Spirit using clean tobacco. I wish them all the success in the world. When women get depressed, they either down half a gallon of icecream or buy a new dress. Women are smarter than men.

Nicotine is an essential mineral in our vegetables: tomatoes, potatoes, cabbage and peppers, not just in tobacco. The toxicity of smoke, the delivery system, is in question. Kids today don't even know what the food pyramid is, nor do they know to stock their kitchen with basic staples. Like where are their mothers? Oh, right, they are working to help pay taxes to support the top-heavy bureaucracy of "experts" peddling our kids psychotropic drugs, like Ritalin in grade school!


What I h**e is our CIA and dirty cops condoning the money laundering of $5 trillion dollars of dope annually through the housing market, Federal Housing Authority Banks and Wall Street turning it into a taxable commodity just to quell the "long hot summers" brought on by the brucellosis plagues of the 1950s and Russian fur shipping. Secretary of the Navy and Defense, James Forrestal died trying to expose this. The cops and robbers are one in the same, having ruined our justice system, while the FDA and CIA are silently sickening our citizens unnecessarily, all awhile promoting a revolving door between Big Pharma and Big Government.

I say we shut down the entire damnable CIA first, then purge the ranks of the crooked cops who have to be judged one at a time. Next we shut down the FDA and HHS. The entire profitable prison industry is r****d around a revolving door of crooks and drug addicts trying to bring out the worst in humanity. This is absolutely immoral. God will get them in the end.

Personally, I h**e drug peddlers and these decadent drug users amongst our own citizens who have ample access to healthy food and good legal medicine. I gew up with stoned decadent college students who aced their way through school chanting "let's do it in the road" and "everybody's gotta get stoned." I never participated in their arrogant circles of intelligentsia puffing away in their bleary-eyed delusions of self grandure. Lock'em up. Don't let them drive, don't let them teach, don't let them operate machinery, don't let them v**e.

The Clintons and the CIA, ever since Allen Dulles, have been wed at the hip. The whole rotten bunch needs to be indicted and convicted along with half of the FBI. William Webster and Bill Casey really stacked the deck. Christ said "forgive them because they know not what they do." But they do know what they are doing and we citizens must protect society from them. Lock'em up.
Now, hold it, Sici. The American Lung Cancer Soci... (show quote)


>>>>

Ok now I can see the connections, I understand and I am familiar with these characters and the history. Very angering to me.

But does Trump have the balls to pull the trigger and arrest any of them, I doubt.

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Sep 9, 2018 01:20:04   #
Sicilianthing
 
Pennylynn wrote:
I do not smoke or drink (not even beer), preferring water and hot chocolate over other drinks. I do appreciate a good espresso now and then. However, I have relatives that do smoke, drink, tell off color jokes, and can not wake up without 2 cups of coffee... one will be 104 in December and she is a smoke stack.... but she has not developed cancer, a cough, emphysema..... in fact, she may out live me. I can not recall one relative that has died from cancer... some deaths by farm accidents (like my great uncle who was kicked in the head by a mule), a few car accidents... but, no heart attacks either. Now, that is strange..... unless their death records are wrong. Of course in olden days when a person was in their late 80 to 110, old age was put on the death record.

I think that the environment where one lives (like city dwellers) where concentrations of other elements may play a part in sickness. I also believe that genetics play a large role in health. Plus I believe that we consume entirely too many "preservatives" and chemicals. Too bad that large companies will not invest in a study on those things in relation to cancer. But, that might put some large cooperations out of business.

Having said all that, I am truly sorry for those people you know and love are ill.
I do not smoke or drink (not even beer), preferrin... (show quote)


>>>>

Noted and agreed, no worries, ok gnite now.
I’m tired and just got really depressed with all this.

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Sep 9, 2018 02:22:29   #
CounterRevolutionary
 
Sicilianthing wrote:
>>>>

Ok now I can see the connections, I understand and I am familiar with these characters and the history. Very angering to me.

But does Trump have the balls to pull the trigger and arrest any of them, I doubt.


Hey, Sici, don't get depressed. And, Trump is "perfectly proportioned" and will do the job just fine. He is a cunning fox, and will let them hang by their own rope. He is far more intelligent and honest than anyone dare acknowledge, possibly out of fear. Honest men dislike dishonest men.

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Sep 9, 2018 06:53:28   #
sisboombaa
 
CounterRevolutionary wrote:
The Pursuit of Happiness and the 3 Cs: Coffee, Cigarrettes, and Candy built America!

Yes, I mean it. Caffeine, Nicotine, and Chocolate will make you strong, improve your blood circulation, give you energy, confidence, the joy of living, and make the blues go away.

Coffee wakes you up in the morning and makes you crap. Life is always better after you crap.

Tobacco cures disease. It has been widely published by the American Lung Cancer Society that 80% of its cancer victims never smoked. Tobacco is not the enemy. Nicotine in tobacco and vegetables calms the nerves and promotes small blood vessel growth improving blood circulation. For clean tobacco, smoke American Spirits or get a good cigar made from shade-grown tobacco with no herbicides and pesticides. It has been discovered that schizophrenia, diabetes, and Ebola are curable with tobacco and nicotine. The US Army has hired RJ Reynolds to help manufacture the Ebola v*****e for all the USA, Europe and Africa and more. Africans must be encouraged to grow their own tobacco.

Sugar is not the enemy. The quest for carbohydrates has been the main issue of survival for hominids over the past 2 million years. It has been discovered that ciguatera fish poisoning from the Caribbean is the cause of diabetes, not sugar consumption. Sugars thin the blood and help t***smit electrical impulses from our nerves to our brain. Fats coat our nerve sheaths.

Chocolate is love. And for all the stupid men on this planet, know this: All women, especially expectant mothers, crave chocolate, a natural substitute for morphine, because it prevents future cholic in babies, and makes women most lovable in a more manageable disposition. Every day is Valentine's Day.

If I hear one more damnable lie from HHS on the dangers of fats, sugars, coffee and tobacco, I will next petition millions of OPP readers to get busy and pick up their poison pens. And you all understand what this calls for, the pen being mightier than the sword. Every letter represents ten thousand voices.

Let us PRIVATIZE HHS and make them earn their salt.
The Pursuit of Happiness and the 3 Cs: Coffee, Cig... (show quote)


I like your style C. R. I'm living proof of that which you write. I've out lived all my friends and have been a smoker since I was 16 years old, two and a half to three packs a day, two full pots of coffee a day, about four candy bars a week and lots of ice cream with chocolate syrup on top. People think I'm trying to commit suicide but the t***h is I'm just enjoying myself as best I can. My mother did what she wanted and lived to 97. She probably would be alive today but the old folks home wouldn't let her smoke and policed her diet. Health experts, HA, no such thing. Oh yea, another thing, I have out lived every doctor I ever visited.

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