AuntiE routs a burglar
Aug 29, 2018 17:18:44 #
AuntiE had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks.
AuntiEcalmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an ax and two 38's!"
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She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"
(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks.
AuntiEcalmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an ax and two 38's!"
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Aug 29, 2018 18:09:42 #
badbobby wrote:
AuntiE had just returned to her home from an eveni... (show quote)
Good one badbobby you are getting all of the females mad at you in one fell swoop. Who's next lindajoy?
Aug 29, 2018 18:29:04 #
badbobby wrote:
AuntiE had just returned to her home from an eveni... (show quote)
Lolol silly one. It'll be sillier when she rips...never mind
Aug 29, 2018 18:42:11 #
bahmer wrote:
Good one badbobby you are getting all of the females mad at you in one fell swoop. Who's next lindajoy?
mayhaps
ain't
heard from Kan or AuntiE yet though
Aug 29, 2018 18:47:59 #
badbobby wrote:
mayhaps
ain't
heard from Kan or AuntiE yet though
ain't
heard from Kan or AuntiE yet though
You didn't go fishin today then right.
My internet was down all day until about 3:30 or 4:00 this afternoon.
We had a big storm last night and the power was off most of the night.
It knocked down a couple of limbs from the tree in front of the house.
I will have my brother in law help me on Friday I guess,
Aug 29, 2018 18:50:50 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
mayhaps
ain't
heard from Kan or AuntiE yet though
ain't
heard from Kan or AuntiE yet though
Kan has certainly responded to your thread about her date.
Fair warning: Heed my warning
Aug 29, 2018 18:57:23 #
bahmer wrote:
You didn't go fishin today then right. img src="h... (show quote)
was wondrin where you were bahm
as a coincidence
my internet,telephone and TV were out until bout an hour ago
BTW
I have Comtex with the three bundled
if you don't have Comtex
be forever thankful
Ive had Dish,Direct TVand now Comtex
I absolutely h**e it
every time there's a lil disturbance in the air my tv,telephone and internet are unavailable
when I get my next bill I'm gonna deduct $50 for my inconvenience
that will get their attention
Aug 29, 2018 19:06:14 #
badbobby wrote:
was wondrin where you were bahm br as a coincidenc... (show quote)
Good luck with that. I have comcast for my internet and that is all. I have direct TV for my tv and I don't have a home phone anymore just a cell phone. If I could reduce those bills further I would.
Aug 29, 2018 19:09:59 #
bahmer wrote:
Good luck with that. I have comcast for my internet and that is all. I have direct TV for my tv and I don't have a home phone anymore just a cell phone. If I could reduce those bills further I would.
you're prolly right about that bahm
but at least they will know that I am unhappy with their service
Aug 29, 2018 19:13:16 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
you're prolly right about that bahm
but at least they will know that I am unhappy with their service
but at least they will know that I am unhappy with their service
I am unhappy about your failure to pay the IOUs you owe.
Aug 29, 2018 19:15:47 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Good luck with that. I have comcast for my internet and that is all. I have direct TV for my tv and I don't have a home phone anymore just a cell phone. If I could reduce those bills further I would.
Every time I bring up cutting back on some frivolous expenditure by The Sgt. Major, she gives me 'the raised eyebrow.' Not good.Aug 29, 2018 19:16:12 #
badbobby wrote:
was wondrin where you were bahm br as a coincidenc... (show quote)
Yeah they'll charge you a late charge and up your rate. In Illinois we have Comcast probably same dumb company. Ugh
Aug 29, 2018 19:19:29 #
slatten49 wrote:
I am unhappy about your failure to pay the IOUs you owe.
in your dreams
Aug 29, 2018 19:29:42 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
in your dreams
Actually, BB, your debt to me is a continuing nightmare.
Aug 29, 2018 19:31:36 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
AuntiE had just returned to her home from an eveni... (show quote)
My guess is that AuntiE really was carrying an ax and two .38's.
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