badbobby passes away
Aug 21, 2018 11:25:00 #
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, badbobby’s grandaughter went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather badbobby had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, badbobby’s granddaughter told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
“Oh no, my dear," replied granny.
“Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "badbobby would still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
When she asked how her grandfather badbobby had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, badbobby’s granddaughter told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
“Oh no, my dear," replied granny.
“Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "badbobby would still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
Aug 21, 2018 11:29:54 #
AuntiE wrote:
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That's badbobby for sure I bet that Slats will tear up for a second or two over that story. That is if he is not eating at the time that is.
Thanks for the heads up there AuntiE I will be in mourning now for the rest of the day. 
Aug 21, 2018 11:38:01 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
AuntiE wrote:
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Damn that ice cream truck. Bet Slatten stole it just to drive by BB's house.
Aug 21, 2018 11:43:55 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Damn that ice cream truck. Bet Slatten stole it just to drive by BB's house.
You are probably right but he will miss BB as the days go by.
Aug 21, 2018 11:46:09 #
old marine
Loc: America home of the brave
AuntiE wrote:
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An old black man named Rufus sies almost the same was. The old railroad tracks just a few few feet from the old house had a slow freight train that passed by every Saturday night around midnight Rufus would make love to his eife to the rythem lfthe wheels hitting the spaces between the rails. clickty, clack, clickty clack, clicket ckack.
Then one night the slow old train was late because a fast special train came through and it has "Hi Yo Silver" old Rufus made the ride of his life. His Lizzy was all smiles. Until the slow train came through and she couldn't wake Rufus up again so she kicked his B-hind out in the floor and took things into her own hand (s)?.
😁😎
Aug 21, 2018 11:51:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
no propaganda please wrote:
Damn that ice cream truck. Bet Slatten stole it just to drive by BB's house.
Yes, I admit it. I hijacked the ice cream truck...but, didn't know of the consequences to BB. I'll eat an extra bowl in his name. 
Aug 21, 2018 11:52:21 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
You are probably right but he will miss BB as the days go by.
I will miss who
Aug 21, 2018 11:53:16 #
Aug 21, 2018 12:22:04 #
AuntiE wrote:
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You got him this time.
Aug 21, 2018 15:53:53 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
AuntiE wrote:
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You caused me to have a sick feeling when I first saw the post. After all BB is not a spring chicken and not having his wise thoughts and great sense of humor would leave an empty spot in my life. Glad it was only a story.
Aug 21, 2018 16:07:24 #
no propaganda please wrote:
You caused me to have a sick feeling when I first saw the post. After all BB is not a spring chicken and not having his wise thoughts and great sense of humor would leave an empty spot in my life. Glad it was only a story.
If he were to pass, my title would be significantly different.
Aug 21, 2018 17:42:19 #
AuntiE wrote:
If he were to pass, my title would be significantly different.
None of us want ANYTHING to happen to BB,But I'm looking forward to Linda's response to his last pointed post. I KNOW he will cringe.
Aug 22, 2018 08:31:12 #
Big dog wrote:
You got him this time.
And she got me good too!’ I got a pm directing me to bobbys passing and I burst into tears thinking of all sorts of happiness here With him..
Took me a minute to find this and when I read AuntiE’s post I laughed and immediately thought that Scoundrel got me big time!!!
And now AuntiE is in for a little smething in return!!!!
Aug 22, 2018 08:35:01 #
AuntiE wrote:
If he were to pass, my title would be significantly different.
You little swwetheart devil!! May Your day be wonderful, you did get me good!!!!
Actually relieved and yes, must admit It was funny!!!
Aug 22, 2018 10:56:20 #
lindajoy wrote:
You little swwetheart devil!! May Your day be wonderful, you did get me good!!!!
Actually relieved and yes, must admit It was funny!!!
Actually relieved and yes, must admit It was funny!!!
Had you paid attention to the indicated subject of your PM, ie Humor, you would have not been did get me good.
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