Me and a friend were walking through a store and came across toilet paper with Trump’s face on it among a large group of similarly hilarious gag gifts, while the thought of wiping my ass with his face amused me I was still semi indifferent to the existence of it, until my friend picked it up, looked it over and said
“This is terrible business practice.”
I was kind of taken aback by this assuming that my friend was gonna say something about respecting people in power or something along those lines, but I kept my cool and simply asked
“How so?”
“Why would you sell toilet paper with s**t already on it?”


On the night of his inauguration, Trump is visited by three ghosts.
Early in the night, FDR appears. When Trump asks him how he can make America great, FDR replies “Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets.” Trump’s face sours, and he yells “F**E NEWS!”
A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asks “how can I make America great again?” Washington replies “I would suggest you never tell a lie”, which infuriates Trump.
Around three in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, he asks “how can I make America great again?”. Lincoln responds, “go to the theater.”


Today I was at the bookstore; as I was wandering around, the clerk stopped me and offered to help me.
I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"
The clerk angrily said, "F*ck off, get out and stay out!"
I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"


A guy is stuck in a huge traffic jam. A policeman stops by his window and tells him:
“Sir, we have a very serious situation ahead. Terrorists have intercepted the P**********l car and have taken Donald Trump hostage. They are asking for a 5 million dollar ransom or they will set the President on fire. We’re doing a collection in order to solve the situation. Would you like to participate?”
The man answers: “Of course, how much do people give?”
The policeman says: “Oh about 1 gallon each”.

Me and a friend were walking through a store and came across toilet paper with Trump’s face on it among a large group of similarly hilarious gag gifts, while the thought of wiping my ass with his face amused me I was still semi indifferent to the existence of it, until my friend picked it up, looked it over and said
“This is terrible business practice.”
I was kind of taken aback by this assuming that my friend was gonna say something about respecting people in power or something along those lines, but I kept my cool and simply asked
“How so?”
“Why would you sell toilet paper with s**t already on it?”


On the night of his inauguration, Trump is visited by three ghosts.
Early in the night, FDR appears. When Trump asks him how he can make America great, FDR replies “Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets.” Trump’s face sours, and he yells “F**E NEWS!”
A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asks “how can I make America great again?” Washington replies “I would suggest you never tell a lie”, which infuriates Trump.
Around three in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, he asks “how can I make America great again?”. Lincoln responds, “go to the theater.”


Today I was at the bookstore; as I was wandering around, the clerk stopped me and offered to help me.
I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"
The clerk angrily said, "F*ck off, get out and stay out!"
I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"


A guy is stuck in a huge traffic jam. A policeman stops by his window and tells him:
“Sir, we have a very serious situation ahead. Terrorists have intercepted the P**********l car and have taken Donald Trump hostage. They are asking for a 5 million dollar ransom or they will set the President on fire. We’re doing a collection in order to solve the situation. Would you like to participate?”
The man answers: “Of course, how much do people give?”
The policeman says: “Oh about 1 gallon each”.

I liked the third one about the paperback. The last one I had heard before only obama was the fall guy. One good laugh deserves another so here ya go:

What do you call a Democrat with an IQ of 130?
A foursome.

What do you call a basement full of Liberals?
A whine cellar.

What is the definition of gross ignorance?
144 Democrats.

What's the difference between a democrat and a trampoline?
You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Democrat on a bike
The dirt bag is on the inside of a vacuum cleaner.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A Democrat parade.

How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
First they have to make sure the bulb wants to be changed.

Me and a friend were walking through a store and came across toilet paper with Trump’s face on it among a large group of similarly hilarious gag gifts, while the thought of wiping my ass with his face amused me I was still semi indifferent to the existence of it, until my friend picked it up, looked it over and said
“This is terrible business practice.”
I was kind of taken aback by this assuming that my friend was gonna say something about respecting people in power or something along those lines, but I kept my cool and simply asked
“How so?”
“Why would you sell toilet paper with s**t already on it?”


On the night of his inauguration, Trump is visited by three ghosts.
Early in the night, FDR appears. When Trump asks him how he can make America great, FDR replies “Think only of the people; do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of lining your own pockets.” Trump’s face sours, and he yells “F**E NEWS!”
A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost. Trump asks “how can I make America great again?” Washington replies “I would suggest you never tell a lie”, which infuriates Trump.
Around three in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Again, he asks “how can I make America great again?”. Lincoln responds, “go to the theater.”


Today I was at the bookstore; as I was wandering around, the clerk stopped me and offered to help me.
I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"
The clerk angrily said, "F*ck off, get out and stay out!"
I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"


A guy is stuck in a huge traffic jam. A policeman stops by his window and tells him:
“Sir, we have a very serious situation ahead. Terrorists have intercepted the P**********l car and have taken Donald Trump hostage. They are asking for a 5 million dollar ransom or they will set the President on fire. We’re doing a collection in order to solve the situation. Would you like to participate?”
The man answers: “Of course, how much do people give?”
The policeman says: “Oh about 1 gallon each”.