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Shipwrecked on a desert island
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Aug 18, 2018 19:43:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
The following were lost on a desert island
two Italian men,one Italian woman
two German men,one German woman
two french men,one French woman

two English men ,one English woman
two male Marines,one female Marine


one Italian man k**led the other for the Italian woman
the two German men had alternate weekly times with the German woman
the two French men and the French woman lived together in a "menage a trois"
the two English men waited for someone to introduce them to the English woman
the two male Marines took one look at the female Marine and started swimming

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Aug 18, 2018 19:48:00   #
Texas Truth Loc: Behind Enemy Lines
 
Hopefully they find a fast boat.

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Aug 18, 2018 19:54:54   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Texas T***h wrote:
Hopefully they find a fast boat.


I think they reached land
both are on OPP

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Aug 18, 2018 22:01:23   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
I think they reached land
both are on OPP

If the BAM had been Catherine Bell, who played Major Sarah McKenzie on 'JAG', neither of the male Marines would've left the island.

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Aug 19, 2018 09:21:15   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
badbobby wrote:
The following were lost on a desert island
two Italian men,one Italian woman
two German men,one German woman
two french men,one French woman

two English men ,one English woman
two male Marines,one female Marine


one Italian man k**led the other for the Italian woman
the two German men had alternate weekly times with the German woman
the two French men and the French woman lived together in a "menage a trois"
the two English men waited for someone to introduce them to the English woman
the two male Marines took one look at the female Marine and started swimming
The following were lost on a desert island br two ... (show quote)


Lets hope that there isnt any female marines reading opp post or you will be in serious trouble friend

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Aug 19, 2018 10:20:23   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
I think they reached land
both are on OPP


You are in rare form today old buddy.

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Aug 19, 2018 10:25:09   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
You are in rare form today old buddy.

Let's call a spade a spade, Bahmer. BB is a rare individual, an anomaly. Better yet, I would call BB a deviate.

Oops, my bad Using the term 'spade' is likely to bring up painful poker memories for the ol' cuss.

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Aug 19, 2018 11:01:01   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Let's call a spade a spade, Bahmer. BB is a rare individual, an anomaly. Better yet, I would call BB a deviate.

Oops, my bad Using the term 'spade' is likely to bring up painful poker memories for the ol' cuss.


Like when he beat your two pair with a royal flush maybe that was in spades?

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Aug 19, 2018 11:11:24   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Like when he beat your two pair with a royal flush maybe that was in spades?

Re-consider your comment, Bahmer. "Painful poker memories for the ol' cuss" referenced BB's constantly losing at poker to U.S. Marines.

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Aug 19, 2018 11:16:32   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Let's call a spade a spade, Bahmer. BB is a rare individual, an anomaly. Better yet, I would call BB a deviate.

Oops, my bad Using the term 'spade' is likely to bring up painful poker memories for the ol' cuss.


deviate huh??
for your information Slat(I know this will be hard for you to assimilate)

Deviation is an important part of evolution
when something causes a person or a creatures DNA to change,it creates a deviation.
if the deviation makes the person or creature better able to survive,it passes the deviation on to it's descendants

people are naturally given to change so there are deviations in critical thought,as well as in math and science
these deviations account for the creativity that gives rise to new ideas

thats your lesson for today
I hope it's not too much for you

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Aug 19, 2018 11:21:57   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
deviate huh??
for your information Slat(I know this will be hard for you to assimilate)

Deviation is an important part of evolution
when something causes a person or a creatures DNA to change,it creates a deviation.
if the deviation makes the person or creature better able to survive,it passes the deviation on to it's descendants

people are naturally given to change so there are deviations in critical thought,as well as in math and science
these deviations account for the creativity that gives rise to new ideas

thats your lesson for today
I hope it's not too much for you
deviate huh?? br for your information Slat(I know ... (show quote)

Very impressive explanation of/for your d*****t behavior, BB.

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Aug 19, 2018 21:31:49   #
Liberty Tree
 
badbobby wrote:
The following were lost on a desert island
two Italian men,one Italian woman
two German men,one German woman
two french men,one French woman

two English men ,one English woman
two male Marines,one female Marine


one Italian man k**led the other for the Italian woman
the two German men had alternate weekly times with the German woman
the two French men and the French woman lived together in a "menage a trois"
the two English men waited for someone to introduce them to the English woman
the two male Marines took one look at the female Marine and started swimming
The following were lost on a desert island br two ... (show quote)


The two marine men would not start swimming if the marine woman looked like Catherine Bell did on JAG

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Aug 19, 2018 22:13:49   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Liberty Tree wrote:
The two marine men would not start swimming if the marine woman looked like Catherine Bell did on JAG


Since they did start swimming I'm going for she looked more like Mr. ED

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Aug 20, 2018 10:34:01   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bggamers wrote:
Since they did start swimming I'm going for she looked more like Mr. ED



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Aug 20, 2018 14:11:17   #
goch1
 
badbobby wrote:
The following were lost on a desert island
two Italian men,one Italian woman
two German men,one German woman
two french men,one French woman

two English men ,one English woman
two male Marines,one female Marine


one Italian man k**led the other for the Italian woman
the two German men had alternate weekly times with the German woman
the two French men and the French woman lived together in a "menage a trois"

**************** Although I have absolutely no personal experience in this matter, I would guess that the two male marines start swimming because with one look at the female marine, they understood that she could k**l them both. Right!!!???
the two English men waited for someone to introduce them to the English woman
the two male Marines took one look at the female Marine and started swimming
The following were lost on a desert island br two ... (show quote)

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