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Aug 18, 2018 10:22:16   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
one day Linda came home from school and told her Mommy
"we we were counting in school today and all the kids could only count to six,but I could count to eight"
'that's very good honey"replied Mommy
"Is it because I'm blonde ?"Linda asaked
"Yes dear,it's because you're blonde" her Mommy answered
the next day when Linda came home from school ,she could hardly wait to tell her Mommy
"Mommy We were reciting the alphabet today and all the kids could only go as far as h,but I could go as far I"
"that's great honey Mommy" said
"Is it because I'm blonde ?"questioned Linda
"Yes dear it's because your blonde"answered Mommy
The Next Day Linda came tearing into the hous and said "Mommy,today we had gym class,and after we went to the showers and all the rest of the girls were flat chested,but I had these"!!
Linda lifted her blouse and disclosed a pair of 36 bs
"Is it because I'm blonde Mommy"??
"No dear,it's because you're 24



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Aug 18, 2018 10:26:38   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
one day Linda came home from school and told her Mommy
"we we were counting in school today and all the kids could only count to six,but I could count to eight"
'that's very good honey"replied Mommy
"Is it because I'm blonde ?"Linda asaked
"Yes dear,it's because you're blonde" her Mommy answered
the next day when Linda came home from school ,she could hardly wait to tell her Mommy
"Mommy We were reciting the alphabet today and all the kids could only go as far as h,but I could go as far I"
"that's great honey Mommy" said
"Is it because I'm blonde ?"questioned Linda
"Yes dear it's because your blonde"answered Mommy
The Next Day Linda came tearing into the house and said "Mommy,today we had gym class,and after we went to the showers and all the rest of the girls were flat chested,but I had these"!!
Linda lifted her blouse and disclosed a pair of 36 bs
"Is it because I'm blonde Mommy"??
"No dear,it's because you're 24
one day Linda came home from school and told her M... (show quote)

May Salty & I share wh**ever Jack you have remaining in your liquor cabinet, BB

You won't be around long enough to sip what's left.

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Aug 18, 2018 10:36:57   #
Big dog
 
slatten49 wrote:
May Salty & I share wh**ever Jack you have remaining in your liquor cabinet, BB

You won't be around long enough to sip what's left.


That's for sure.

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Aug 18, 2018 12:54:13   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
one day Linda came home from school and told her Mommy
"we we were counting in school today and all the kids could only count to six,but I could count to eight"
'that's very good honey"replied Mommy
"Is it because I'm blonde ?"Linda asaked
"Yes dear,it's because you're blonde" her Mommy answered
the next day when Linda came home from school ,she could hardly wait to tell her Mommy
"Mommy We were reciting the alphabet today and all the kids could only go as far as h,but I could go as far I"
"that's great honey Mommy" said
"Is it because I'm blonde ?"questioned Linda
"Yes dear it's because your blonde"answered Mommy
The Next Day Linda came tearing into the hous and said "Mommy,today we had gym class,and after we went to the showers and all the rest of the girls were flat chested,but I had these"!!
Linda lifted her blouse and disclosed a pair of 36 bs
"Is it because I'm blonde Mommy"??
"No dear,it's because you're 24
one day Linda came home from school and told her M... (show quote)


You stepped into big time there buddy your life on earth will end when LindaJoy reads that.

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Aug 18, 2018 13:05:43   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
You stepped into big time there buddy your life on earth will end when LindaJoy reads that.


stepped into what???

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Aug 18, 2018 13:16:13   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
stepped into what???


it

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Aug 18, 2018 13:16:17   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
stepped into what???

I think we all understood what Bahmer was saying...even you, BB.

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Aug 18, 2018 13:24:19   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
one day Linda came home from school and told her Mommy
"we we were counting in school today and all the kids could only count to six,but I could count to eight"
'that's very good honey"replied Mommy
"Is it because I'm blonde ?"Linda asaked
"Yes dear,it's because you're blonde" her Mommy answered
the next day when Linda came home from school ,she could hardly wait to tell her Mommy
"Mommy We were reciting the alphabet today and all the kids could only go as far as h,but I could go as far I"
"that's great honey Mommy" said
"Is it because I'm blonde ?"questioned Linda
"Yes dear it's because your blonde"answered Mommy
The Next Day Linda came tearing into the hous and said "Mommy,today we had gym class,and after we went to the showers and all the rest of the girls were flat chested,but I had these"!!
Linda lifted her blouse and disclosed a pair of 36 bs
"Is it because I'm blonde Mommy"??
"No dear,it's because you're 24
one day Linda came home from school and told her M... (show quote)


Ohhhhh you are done for now..!!Say a prayer and then goodbye!!!

And while on the subject being a blonde my home changes frequently since most streets say no outlet... You don’t really think I’m going to block myself in, do ya???

And btw, what does IDK mean anyway??

Don’t you dare say I don’t know, seems no one knows!!!



You will never catch a fish I haven’t trained~~😳
You will never catch a fish I haven’t trained~~😳...

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Aug 18, 2018 13:24:45   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I think we all understood what Bahmer was saying...even you, BB.


sometimes bahm is a lil vague
but I jus lay that off on him associatin with you dastardly Jarheads

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Aug 18, 2018 13:30:16   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
sometimes bahm is a lil vague
but I jus lay that off on him associatin with you dastardly Jarheads

L-J's on board now, BB. Your time with us is limited.

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Aug 18, 2018 13:30:52   #
bahmer
 
lindajoy wrote:
Ohhhhh you are done for now..!!Say a prayer and then goodbye!!!

And while on the subject being a blonde my home changes frequently since most streets say no outlet... You don’t really think I’m going to block myself in, do ya???

And btw, what does IDK mean anyway??

Don’t you dare say I don’t know, seems no one knows!!!


That must be badbobby when young so today he doesn't like to eat fish that one fish saved many.

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Aug 18, 2018 13:33:22   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
That must be badbobby when young so today he doesn't like to eat fish that one fish saved many.

Maybe, but nothing is gon'na save BB from the wrath of an enraged L-J.

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Aug 18, 2018 13:34:45   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Maybe, but nothing is gon'na save BB from the wrath of an enraged L-J.


Maybe he could take her out fishin.

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Aug 18, 2018 13:47:03   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Maybe he could take her out fishin.

Yeah, L-J will cut bait...using BB as bait...while fishing in shark-infested waters.

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Aug 18, 2018 13:48:51   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, L-J' will cut bait...using BB as bait...while fishing in shark-infested waters.


If that happened he wouldn't have to explain to mama where he was then.

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