The "M" Word....by comedian Jeff Foxworthy
Aug 15, 2018 11:39:46 #
The "M" Word....by comedian Jeff Foxworthy
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics,
Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the
Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, b****s/w****s, etc, but its insensitive to make
jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically
incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.
So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad
against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America …but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim.
HISTORICAL FACT
Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics,
Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the
Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, b****s/w****s, etc, but its insensitive to make
jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically
incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.
So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad
against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America …but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim.
HISTORICAL FACT
Who says building a border wall won't work? The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still don't have any Mexicans
Aug 15, 2018 11:49:37 #
eagleye13 wrote:
The "M" Word....by comedian Jeff Foxwort... (show quote)
Totally great. I’m forwarding! Thanks!
Aug 15, 2018 11:56:34 #
eagleye13 wrote:
The "M" Word....by comedian Jeff Foxwort... (show quote)
These are all great and I am forwarding these to friends.
Aug 15, 2018 12:25:28 #
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Aug 17, 2018 12:42:48 #
bggamers wrote:
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Give me an M
Give me an U
Give me an S
Give me an L
Give me an I
Give me an M
What's that spell!???
Disaster.
Aug 17, 2018 12:44:23 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Give me an M
Give me an O
Give me an S
Give me an L
Give me an E
Give me an M
What's that spell!???
Disaster.
Give me an O
Give me an S
Give me an L
Give me an E
Give me an M
What's that spell!???
Disaster.
You all spelled Muslim wrong good buddy.
Aug 17, 2018 12:48:37 #
bahmer wrote:
You all spelled Muslim wrong good buddy.
They used to be Moslems back in the day.
But I corrected it.
Aug 17, 2018 12:49:36 #
Aug 17, 2018 13:22:59 #
Aug 17, 2018 13:25:30 #
buffalo wrote:
MOOSELIME...
Moose are very regal animals and they also are very dangerous to cars and other things as well if they get mad enough.
Aug 17, 2018 13:28:03 #
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