A honest and productive job for our liberal posters here.
Aug 15, 2018 07:31:52 #
It sounds like silly elementary school banter, but it’s real. San Francisco is about to launch the Poop Patrol.
In about a month, a team of five Public Works staffers will begin patrolling the alleys around Polk Street and other hot spots in a vehicle equipped with a steam cleaner.
They’ll begin their shifts in the afternoon, as the city starts losing its sheen from overnight cleaning. The Poop Patrol’s mission? To spot and clean piles of feces before anybody complains about them.
“We’re trying to be proactive,” explained Public Works director Mohammed Nuru. “We’re actually out there looking for it.”
In about a month, a team of five Public Works staffers will begin patrolling the alleys around Polk Street and other hot spots in a vehicle equipped with a steam cleaner.
They’ll begin their shifts in the afternoon, as the city starts losing its sheen from overnight cleaning. The Poop Patrol’s mission? To spot and clean piles of feces before anybody complains about them.
“We’re trying to be proactive,” explained Public Works director Mohammed Nuru. “We’re actually out there looking for it.”
Aug 15, 2018 07:37:06 #
ghostgotcha wrote:
It sounds like silly elementary school banter, but... (show quote)
They should start at Pelosi's house where the biggest piles are.
Aug 15, 2018 08:59:14 #
jimpack123
Loc: wisconsin
Liberty Tree wrote:
They should start at Pelosi's house where the biggest piles are.
I hear there is a lot of orange colored feces at the white house
Aug 15, 2018 09:18:39 #
ghostgotcha wrote:
Just turn a dozen Trump supporters loose, they eat all of his crap and ask for more.It sounds like silly elementary school banter, but... (show quote)
Aug 15, 2018 09:22:15 #
ghostgotcha wrote:
It sounds like silly elementary school banter, but... (show quote)
I wonder how many job bids they will get for those 5 positions ?
Aug 15, 2018 09:25:01 #
Liberty Tree wrote:
They should start at Pelosi's house where the biggest piles are.
Porta Potties would be so much more efficient, with no unnecessary cost to taxpayers, and absolutely no Bureaucratic Red Tape.
This is a job for the CDC, Not local Government. They both have been denying that there is a problem for years.
The money saved would go a long way to ending the situation with the homeless population. However this is not what they are after.
Aug 15, 2018 09:28:46 #
Kevyn wrote:
Just turn a dozen Trump supporters loose, they eat all of his crap and ask for more.
As usual, your answer to this problem lacks commonsense and logic. Thank God you are not in City Planning.
Aug 15, 2018 09:30:59 #
Weasel wrote:
As usual, your answer to this problem lacks commonsense and logic. Thank God you are not in City Planning.
Do not expect a reply. Hit and run is the usual.
Aug 15, 2018 09:39:36 #
JFlorio
Loc: Seminole Florida
City planning? He's one of the poopers. Guarantee mommy's still cleaning up after him.
Weasel wrote:
As usual, your answer to this problem lacks commonsense and logic. Thank God you are not in City Planning.
Aug 15, 2018 09:43:38 #
Aug 15, 2018 10:04:30 #
Michael Rich
Loc: Lapine Oregon
Liberty Tree wrote:
They should start at Pelosi's house where the biggest piles are.
YEAH!!!
Aug 15, 2018 10:10:30 #
Michael Rich
Loc: Lapine Oregon
Kevyn wrote:
Just turn a dozen Trump supporters loose, they eat all of his crap and ask for more.
Turn a herd of Obama holdovers loose on it..They could name themselves " the neo-dung munchers brigade"...hell some of these progressives eat dung as a libido stimulant.
They're naturals for the task.
Aug 15, 2018 17:40:28 #
ghostgotcha wrote:
It sounds like silly elementary school banter, but... (show quote)
Cheaper than the typhoid epidemic that they are currently courting. Get your typhoid v******tion before visiting California!
Aug 16, 2018 05:29:41 #
jimpack123 wrote:
I hear there is a lot of orange colored feces at the white house
I hear the ones in California are full of fruits and nuts. I also hear a lot of those fruits and nuts can be reused the second time. Oh and corn also.
Aug 16, 2018 05:34:23 #
Kevyn wrote:
Just turn a dozen Trump supporters loose, they eat all of his crap and ask for more.
Kevin go clean your room. And don't just shove your toys under the bed again.
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