badbobby Loc: texas

A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for t***sportation was about to die.


They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.

After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they were not going to be rescued.

They prayed a lot (of course), and they discussed their predicament in great depth.

Finally, the priest said to the nun, "you know sister, I am about to die, and there's always been one thing I've wanted here on earth--to see a woman naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at you?"

The nun thought about his request for several seconds and then agreed to take off her clothes.



As she was doing so, she remarked, "well, Father, now that I think about it, I've never seen a man naked, either. Would you mind taking off your clothes, too?"

With little hesitation, the priest also stripped.

Suddenly the nun exclaimed, "Father! What is that little thing h*****g between your legs?"

The priest patiently answered, "That, my child, is a gift from God. If I put it in you, it creates a new life."

"Well," responded the nun, "forget about me. Stick it in the camel!"

bahmer

You seem to have sex on the mind you dirty old man you.

badbobby Loc: texas

nope
posted the joke especially for you
jus forgot to say so

bahmer

You are so thoughtful I am all choked up.

badbobby Loc: texas

so was the camel

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You two need to get a room.

badbobby Loc: texas

wanna splain that remark

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Sorry, I forgot to add the camel.

bahmer

I don't think so

badbobby Loc: texas

you are sorta vindictive today Slat
mean too

V.Feltman Loc: N.O. La.

HA HA HA. THAT IS FUNNY.