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Jul 28, 2018 04:34:59   #
Ranger7374 Loc: Arizona, 40 miles from the border in the DMZ
 
Now sometimes, it's funny when you look at the politics going on around here.

Donald Trump is the woman in this song, and the Democrats are the Harper Valley PTA, the lyrics of the song goes like this here:

I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife,
Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High,
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play,
And she said."Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA."
Well the note said, "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's reported you've been drinkin' and runnin' round with men and goin' wild
And we don't believe you oughta be a bringin' up your little girl this way."
And it was signed by the secretary, "Harper Valley PTA."
Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon
And they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room
And as she walked up to the black board, I still recall the words she had to say
She said I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA
Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there, and seven tims he's asked me for a date
And Mrs. Taylor seems to use a lotta ice, whenever he's away
And Mr. Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades a pulled completely down
Well Mr. Harper couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
And then you have the nerve to tell me, you think that as a mother I'm not fit
Well this is just a little Peyton Place, and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites
No, I wouldn't put you on because, it really did happen just this way
The day my momma socked it to, the Harper Valley PTA
The day my momma socked it to, the Harper Valley PTA

I heard this song on the way home from work today, and it makes me laugh,

The day Donald Trump socked it to, the Democrats and RINOs,

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Jul 28, 2018 06:33:40   #
old marine Loc: America home of the brave
 
Ranger7374 wrote:
Now sometimes, it's funny when you look at the politics going on around here.

Donald Trump is the woman in this song, and the Democrats are the Harper Valley PTA, the lyrics of the song goes like this here:

I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife,
Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High,
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play,
And she said."Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA."
Well the note said, "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's reported you've been drinkin' and runnin' round with men and goin' wild
And we don't believe you oughta be a bringin' up your little girl this way."
And it was signed by the secretary, "Harper Valley PTA."
Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon
And they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room
And as she walked up to the black board, I still recall the words she had to say
She said I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA
Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there, and seven tims he's asked me for a date
And Mrs. Taylor seems to use a lotta ice, whenever he's away
And Mr. Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades a pulled completely down
Well Mr. Harper couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
And then you have the nerve to tell me, you think that as a mother I'm not fit
Well this is just a little Peyton Place, and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites
No, I wouldn't put you on because, it really did happen just this way
The day my momma socked it to, the Harper Valley PTA
The day my momma socked it to, the Harper Valley PTA

I heard this song on the way home from work today, and it makes me laugh,

The day Donald Trump socked it to, the Democrats and RINOs,
Now sometimes, it's funny when you look at the pol... (show quote)

Good one. I loved that song when it first came out. An oldy but goody.

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Jul 28, 2018 08:04:01   #
Bug58
 
lol, how funny, because I've said the same thing..even suggested a friend of mine to come up w/ a version of this changing the names and such to go along with it..

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Jul 28, 2018 08:34:04   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Ranger7374 wrote:
Now sometimes, it's funny when you look at the politics going on around here.

Donald Trump is the woman in this song, and the Democrats are the Harper Valley PTA, the lyrics of the song goes like this here:

I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife,
Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High,
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play,
And she said."Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA."
Well the note said, "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's reported you've been drinkin' and runnin' round with men and goin' wild
And we don't believe you oughta be a bringin' up your little girl this way."
And it was signed by the secretary, "Harper Valley PTA."
Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon
And they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room
And as she walked up to the black board, I still recall the words she had to say
She said I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA
Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there, and seven tims he's asked me for a date
And Mrs. Taylor seems to use a lotta ice, whenever he's away
And Mr. Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades a pulled completely down
Well Mr. Harper couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
And then you have the nerve to tell me, you think that as a mother I'm not fit
Well this is just a little Peyton Place, and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites
No, I wouldn't put you on because, it really did happen just this way
The day my momma socked it to, the Harper Valley PTA
The day my momma socked it to, the Harper Valley PTA

I heard this song on the way home from work today, and it makes me laugh,

The day Donald Trump socked it to, the Democrats and RINOs,
Now sometimes, it's funny when you look at the pol... (show quote)



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Jul 28, 2018 09:58:57   #
JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida
 
Hey, that movie was filmed in my hometown. Lebanon Ohio.
Ranger7374 wrote:
Now sometimes, it's funny when you look at the politics going on around here.

Donald Trump is the woman in this song, and the Democrats are the Harper Valley PTA, the lyrics of the song goes like this here:

I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife,
Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High,
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play,
And she said."Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA."
Well the note said, "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's reported you've been drinkin' and runnin' round with men and goin' wild
And we don't believe you oughta be a bringin' up your little girl this way."
And it was signed by the secretary, "Harper Valley PTA."
Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon
And they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room
And as she walked up to the black board, I still recall the words she had to say
She said I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA
Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there, and seven tims he's asked me for a date
And Mrs. Taylor seems to use a lotta ice, whenever he's away
And Mr. Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades a pulled completely down
Well Mr. Harper couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
And then you have the nerve to tell me, you think that as a mother I'm not fit
Well this is just a little Peyton Place, and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites
No, I wouldn't put you on because, it really did happen just this way
The day my momma socked it to, the Harper Valley PTA
The day my momma socked it to, the Harper Valley PTA

I heard this song on the way home from work today, and it makes me laugh,

The day Donald Trump socked it to, the Democrats and RINOs,
Now sometimes, it's funny when you look at the pol... (show quote)

Reply
Jul 28, 2018 14:49:06   #
Ranger7374 Loc: Arizona, 40 miles from the border in the DMZ
 
Bug58 wrote:
lol, how funny, because I've said the same thing..even suggested a friend of mine to come up w/ a version of this changing the names and such to go along with it..


I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a New York Businessman turned Reality Star.
Who had a beef in Washington who decided to Run for President,
Well his son came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play,
And he said."Dad I got a note here from the Democrats---Mueller investigation"
Well the note said, "Mr Trump, you're Tweeting way too much
It's reported you've been colluding with Russians and goin' wild
And we don't believe you oughta be Presidentl this way."
And it was signed by the secretary, "Democrats, RINOs, CNN, ABC, NBC and CBS."
Well it happened that the Congress was gonna meet that very afternoon
And they were sure surprised when Mr. Trump brought his wife who wore her mini-skirt into the room
And as they walked up to the blackboard, I still recall the words he had to say
He said I'd like to address this meeting of the F**e News
Well, there's Maxine Waters sittin' there, inciting a r**t with Nancy Pelosi.
And Mrs. Whoopi Goldberg seems to be ready for a fight, with John McCain and Jeff Flake like muppets in the balcony.
And Mr. Speaker can you tell us why Obama and Hillary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't ABC cancel the "View" because they tore "Roseanne" down cause of the same issue?
Well Mr. Muller couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you attack Sarah Sanders or any Trump supporters we'll fight back.
And then you have the nerve to tell me, you think that as a President I'm not fit
Well this is just a little Payton Place, and you're all Washington DC hypocrites
No, I wouldn't put you on because, it really did happen just this way
The day Donald Trump socked it to, the Democrats, Rinos and Washington Swap.
The day Donald Trump socked it to, the Washington Swamp.


LOL I think it needs work? How about you guys?

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Jul 28, 2018 15:05:08   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Ranger7374 wrote:
I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a New York Businessman turned Reality Star.
Who had a beef in Washington who decided to Run for President,
Well his son came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play,
And he said."Dad I got a note here from the Democrats---Mueller investigation"
Well the note said, "Mr Trump, you're Tweeting way too much
It's reported you've been colluding with Russians and goin' wild
And we don't believe you oughta be Presidentl this way."
And it was signed by the secretary, "Democrats, RINOs, CNN, ABC, NBC and CBS."
Well it happened that the Congress was gonna meet that very afternoon
And they were sure surprised when Mr. Trump brought his wife who wore her mini-skirt into the room
And as they walked up to the blackboard, I still recall the words he had to say
He said I'd like to address this meeting of the F**e News
Well, there's Maxine Waters sittin' there, inciting a r**t with Nancy Pelosi.
And Mrs. Whoopi Goldberg seems to be ready for a fight, with John McCain and Jeff Flake like muppets in the balcony.
And Mr. Speaker can you tell us why Obama and Hillary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't ABC cancel the "View" because they tore "Roseanne" down cause of the same issue?
Well Mr. Muller couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you attack Sarah Sanders or any Trump supporters we'll fight back.
And then you have the nerve to tell me, you think that as a President I'm not fit
Well this is just a little Payton Place, and you're all Washington DC hypocrites
No, I wouldn't put you on because, it really did happen just this way
The day Donald Trump socked it to, the Democrats, Rinos and Washington Swap.
The day Donald Trump socked it to, the Washington Swamp.


LOL I think it needs work? How about you guys?
I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a New York Busi... (show quote)


Absolutely needs more work!!!!

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Jul 28, 2018 20:05:18   #
old marine Loc: America home of the brave
 
Ranger7374 wrote:
I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a New York Businessman turned Reality Star.
Who had a beef in Washington who decided to Run for President,
Well his son came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play,
And he said."Dad I got a note here from the Democrats---Mueller investigation"
Well the note said, "Mr Trump, you're Tweeting way too much
It's reported you've been colluding with Russians and goin' wild
And we don't believe you oughta be Presidentl this way."
And it was signed by the secretary, "Democrats, RINOs, CNN, ABC, NBC and CBS."
Well it happened that the Congress was gonna meet that very afternoon
And they were sure surprised when Mr. Trump brought his wife who wore her mini-skirt into the room
And as they walked up to the blackboard, I still recall the words he had to say
He said I'd like to address this meeting of the F**e News
Well, there's Maxine Waters sittin' there, inciting a r**t with Nancy Pelosi.
And Mrs. Whoopi Goldberg seems to be ready for a fight, with John McCain and Jeff Flake like muppets in the balcony.
And Mr. Speaker can you tell us why Obama and Hillary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't ABC cancel the "View" because they tore "Roseanne" down cause of the same issue?
Well Mr. Muller couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you attack Sarah Sanders or any Trump supporters we'll fight back.
And then you have the nerve to tell me, you think that as a President I'm not fit
Well this is just a little Payton Place, and you're all Washington DC hypocrites
No, I wouldn't put you on because, it really did happen just this way
The day Donald Trump socked it to, the Democrats, Rinos and Washington Swap.
The day Donald Trump socked it to, the Washington Swamp.


LOL I think it needs work? How about you guys?
I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a New York Busi... (show quote)

No improvement needed. I love it. 🏆🥇

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Jul 29, 2018 08:15:26   #
Big dog
 
Ranger7374 wrote:
Now sometimes, it's funny when you look at the politics going on around here.

Donald Trump is the woman in this song, and the Democrats are the Harper Valley PTA, the lyrics of the song goes like this here:

I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife,
Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High,
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play,
And she said."Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA."
Well the note said, "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's reported you've been drinkin' and runnin' round with men and goin' wild
And we don't believe you oughta be a bringin' up your little girl this way."
And it was signed by the secretary, "Harper Valley PTA."
Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon
And they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room
And as she walked up to the black board, I still recall the words she had to say
She said I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA
Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there, and seven tims he's asked me for a date
And Mrs. Taylor seems to use a lotta ice, whenever he's away
And Mr. Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades a pulled completely down
Well Mr. Harper couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
And then you have the nerve to tell me, you think that as a mother I'm not fit
Well this is just a little Peyton Place, and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites
No, I wouldn't put you on because, it really did happen just this way
The day my momma socked it to, the Harper Valley PTA
The day my momma socked it to, the Harper Valley PTA

I heard this song on the way home from work today, and it makes me laugh,

The day Donald Trump socked it to, the Democrats and RINOs,
Now sometimes, it's funny when you look at the pol... (show quote)


A GREAT song and an even Better comparison to the democrats.

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Jul 29, 2018 16:49:59   #
Mike Easterday
 
Ranger7374 wrote:
I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a New York Businessman turned Reality Star.
Who had a beef in Washington who decided to Run for President,
Well his son came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play,
And he said."Dad I got a note here from the Democrats---Mueller investigation"
Well the note said, "Mr Trump, you're Tweeting way too much
It's reported you've been colluding with Russians and goin' wild
And we don't believe you oughta be Presidentl this way."
And it was signed by the secretary, "Democrats, RINOs, CNN, ABC, NBC and CBS."
Well it happened that the Congress was gonna meet that very afternoon
And they were sure surprised when Mr. Trump brought his wife who wore her mini-skirt into the room
And as they walked up to the blackboard, I still recall the words he had to say
He said I'd like to address this meeting of the F**e News
Well, there's Maxine Waters sittin' there, inciting a r**t with Nancy Pelosi.
And Mrs. Whoopi Goldberg seems to be ready for a fight, with John McCain and Jeff Flake like muppets in the balcony.
And Mr. Speaker can you tell us why Obama and Hillary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't ABC cancel the "View" because they tore "Roseanne" down cause of the same issue?
Well Mr. Muller couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you attack Sarah Sanders or any Trump supporters we'll fight back.
And then you have the nerve to tell me, you think that as a President I'm not fit
Well this is just a little Payton Place, and you're all Washington DC hypocrites
No, I wouldn't put you on because, it really did happen just this way
The day Donald Trump socked it to, the Democrats, Rinos and Washington Swap.
The day Donald Trump socked it to, the Washington Swamp.


LOL I think it needs work? How about you guys?
I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a New York Busi... (show quote)

This is Perfect!

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Jul 30, 2018 05:00:04   #
old marine Loc: America home of the brave
 
Mike Easterday wrote:
This is Perfect!

MY GOD SUCH FINE WRITING TALENT. You all are just great.

I can't wait to read the version of "How the Republicans sockets it to the socialists democrat party in November."


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Jul 30, 2018 05:18:55   #
Iamdjchrys Loc: Decatur, Texas
 
Ranger7374 wrote:
Now sometimes, it's funny when you look at the politics going on around here.

Donald Trump is the woman in this song, and the Democrats are the Harper Valley PTA, the lyrics of the song goes like this here:

I wanna tell you all a story 'bout a Harper Valley widowed wife,
Who had a teenage daughter who attended Harper Valley Junior High,
Well her daughter came home one afternoon and didn't even stop to play,
And she said."Mom I got a note here from the Harper Valley PTA."
Well the note said, "Mrs. Johnson, you're wearing your dresses way too high
It's reported you've been drinkin' and runnin' round with men and goin' wild
And we don't believe you oughta be a bringin' up your little girl this way."
And it was signed by the secretary, "Harper Valley PTA."
Well it happened that the PTA was gonna meet that very afternoon
And they were sure surprised when Mrs. Johnson wore her mini-skirt into the room
And as she walked up to the black board, I still recall the words she had to say
She said I'd like to address this meeting of the Harper Valley PTA
Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there, and seven tims he's asked me for a date
And Mrs. Taylor seems to use a lotta ice, whenever he's away
And Mr. Baker can you tell us why your secretary had to leave this town?
And shouldn't widow Jones be told to keep her window shades a pulled completely down
Well Mr. Harper couldn't be here cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again
And if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath you'll find she's had a little nip of gin
And then you have the nerve to tell me, you think that as a mother I'm not fit
Well this is just a little Peyton Place, and you're all Harper Valley hypocrites
No, I wouldn't put you on because, it really did happen just this way
The day my momma socked it to, the Harper Valley PTA
The day my momma socked it to, the Harper Valley PTA

I heard this song on the way home from work today, and it makes me laugh,

The day Donald Trump socked it to, the Democrats and RINOs,
Now sometimes, it's funny when you look at the pol... (show quote)


Donald Trump has done nothing except be an embarrassment to the Republican party.

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Jul 30, 2018 09:18:13   #
JFlorio Loc: Seminole Florida
 
Good they need embarrassed. Democrats have been embarrassing enough.
Iamdjchrys wrote:
Donald Trump has done nothing except be an embarrassment to the Republican party.

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Jul 30, 2018 10:51:20   #
Iamdjchrys Loc: Decatur, Texas
 
Big dog wrote:
A GREAT song and an even Better comparison to the democrats.


Would be a better comparison to the Republicans. I'm working in it!

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Jul 30, 2018 11:21:25   #
old marine Loc: America home of the brave
 
Iamdjchrys wrote:
Donald Trump has done nothing except be an embarrassment to the Republican party.

Yes he has embarrassed a lot of people by proving that Obama and his crooked administration almost DESTROYED America refused to obey the laws he didn't like, ruining the economy, driving companies overseas, destroying jobs, lying about "Obama care" the list is endless.

Thank God the embarrassment of the Republican party is just making a large number of things right and America is once again prospering.

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