Funny story
Jul 27, 2018 21:43:06 #
COMING BACK FOR THE STORY
A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat ?"
"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman.
The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story".
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.
A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.
Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.
Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.
Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown.
"Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for story ?"
"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.
I bet you didn't see that one coming!
A Tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco. While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat ?"
"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman.
The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story".
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.
A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.
Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.
Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.
Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown.
"Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for story ?"
"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat.
I bet you didn't see that one coming!
Jul 27, 2018 21:55:12 #
Jul 27, 2018 21:57:22 #
bggamers wrote:
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Thought you'd like that one for sure BG
Jul 27, 2018 22:05:04 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
debeda wrote:
Thought you'd like that one for sure BG
Thanks I hadnt had my daily laugh so I needed that
Jul 27, 2018 22:13:07 #
Jul 28, 2018 00:08:10 #
Jul 28, 2018 03:06:52 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
debeda wrote:
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Thank you Deb!!!..That was absolutely hilarious!!!!
Jul 28, 2018 04:05:11 #
Jul 28, 2018 08:19:54 #
debeda wrote:
COMING BACK FOR THE STORY br br A Tourist walk... (show quote)
Awesome!!
How about a bronzed DemonRat; since most Democrats can't spell.
Jul 28, 2018 10:14:48 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Awesome!!
How about a bronzed DemonRat; since most Democrats can't spell.
How about a bronzed DemonRat; since most Democrats can't spell.
Lolololololololhahahahahaha didn't think of that
Jul 28, 2018 10:24:33 #
Jul 29, 2018 14:43:51 #
V.Feltman
Loc: N.O. La.
I love that story. I wish the demo's could be gotten rid of that easily, if that were the case I'd jump into the bay.
Jul 29, 2018 14:47:29 #
V.Feltman wrote:
I love that story. I wish the demo's could be gotten rid of that easily, if that were the case I'd jump into the bay.
Isn't there a bronze statue of Hillary somewhere?
Jul 29, 2018 16:28:08 #
EmilyD wrote:
Isn't there a bronze statue of Hillary somewhere?
Ooooooh didn't think of that!!!!!
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