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Badbobby pays a visit to his Doctor and she asked him to bring back a sample of bodily fluid tomorrow. When he returns with the empty jar the doctor is shocked to hear the lengths that badbobby went to without success. Now here is where it gets weird.
Badbobby's doctor wants to assess his sperm count. Does she even realize how old badbboby is? So the Doctor gave badbobby a jar and said to take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow. The next day badbobby reappears at the doctors office and gave her the jar which was as clean and empty as on the the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and badbobby explained. Well doc its like this first I tried with my right hand but nothing, I then tried it with my left hand but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help, She tried it with her right hand and then with her left hand but nothing. She tried with her mouth , first with her teeth in and then with her teeth out but still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too. First with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing. The Doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?" "Yep says badbobby none of us could get that jar open." I guess badbobby was afraid of bringing in more children at his young age is all that I can come up with.
There may spelling mistakes in here because I had to type the whole thing myself. So there.