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Jul 17, 2018 13:48:28   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Peewee wrote:
Yup, always plan your attack and your escape if things go south, ha.



I've got it figgered this way, PeeWee.
Tween digging his underwear out of his butt, and knawing on an inch thick porkchop, he won't be able to run very fast.
Besides, my legs are longer than his, so in theory, I should be able to outpace him while he is multi-tasking.
On the other hand, he is a pretty energetic fella, so there is always the possibility that he could catch me, and split me in half with my own skivvies.
But, hey! We'll give er a go, and see what happens!
Hold my beer, and watch this!

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Jul 17, 2018 13:58:47   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
archie bunker wrote:
I've got it figgered this way, PeeWee.
Tween digging his underwear out of his butt, and knawing on an inch thick porkchop, he won't be able to run very fast.
Besides, my legs are longer than his, so in theory, I should be able to outpace him while he is multi-tasking.
On the other hand, he is a pretty energetic fella, so there is always the possibility that he could catch me, and split me in half with my own skivvies.
But, hey! We'll give er a go, and see what happens!
Hold my beer, and watch this!
I've got it figgered this way, PeeWee. br Tween d... (show quote)


As one good ole boy to another, sure I'll hold yer beer. Iffin you take too long I'll drink it before it gets warm, I'll even take ya to the doc after I finish laughing.





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Jul 17, 2018 14:35:28   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Peewee wrote:
As one good ole boy to another, sure I'll hold yer beer. Iffin you take too long I'll drink it before it gets warm, I'll even take ya to the doc after I finish laughing.




As one good ole boy to another, sure I'll hold yer... (show quote)


Sir, you are a true Texan!!

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Jul 17, 2018 14:37:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
I've got it figgered this way, PeeWee.
Tween digging his underwear out of his butt, and knawing on an inch thick porkchop, he won't be able to run very fast.
Besides, my legs are longer than his, so in theory, I should be able to outpace him while he is multi-tasking.
On the other hand, he is a pretty energetic fella, so there is always the possibility that he could catch me, and split me in half with my own skivvies.
But, hey! We'll give er a go, and see what happens!
Hold my beer, and watch this!
I've got it figgered this way, PeeWee. br Tween d... (show quote)


nothin to worry bout Arch
you're not only longer legged
you're also a lot younger
Slat would never catch you
sides it's a lot easier to run on an empty stomach

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Jul 17, 2018 14:38:21   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
archie bunker wrote:
Sir, you are a true Texan!!


That's high praise, it takes one to know one!


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