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Jul 15, 2018 10:13:16   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
ROBOT FOR SALE

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son again.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching Stormy Daniels movies."

Dad says," What? At your age, I didn't even know what dirty movies were."

The robot slaps the father!

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot For Sale!!

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Jul 15, 2018 10:16:09   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
ROBOT FOR SALE

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son again.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching Stormy Daniels movies."

Dad says," What? At your age, I didn't even know what dirty movies were."

The robot slaps the father!

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot For Sale!!
ROBOT FOR SALE br br A father buys a lie detector... (show quote)


Love it!!!

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Jul 15, 2018 10:29:03   #
bahmer
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
ROBOT FOR SALE

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son again.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching Stormy Daniels movies."

Dad says," What? At your age, I didn't even know what dirty movies were."

The robot slaps the father!

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot For Sale!!
ROBOT FOR SALE br br A father buys a lie detector... (show quote)


How to win friends and influence people by the robot.

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Jul 15, 2018 11:10:54   #
Weasel Loc: In the Great State Of Indiana!!
 
bahmer wrote:
How to win friends and influence people by the robot.


Now I like that!

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Jul 16, 2018 12:27:31   #
sisboombaa
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
ROBOT FOR SALE

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

The robot slaps the son.

The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

Son says, "Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son again.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching Stormy Daniels movies."

Dad says," What? At your age, I didn't even know what dirty movies were."

The robot slaps the father!

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

The robot slaps the mother.

Robot For Sale!!
ROBOT FOR SALE br br A father buys a lie detector... (show quote)


If the robot is not too expensive I'll buy it.

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Jul 16, 2018 12:33:12   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
ROBOT FOR SALE
Now that's funny. I'll better the current owner isn't a politician or a lawyer.

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