badbobby Loc: texas

You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where

1. You are willing to park three blocks away from your house because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for four hours in one direction and never leave town
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door at 500 degrees.

6. The four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME?



OR:



You can retire to California where...
1. You can make over $450,000/yr. and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

5. The four seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud and Drought.



OR:



You can retire to New York City where...
1 You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisonsin on a map.

3. You think Central Park is "nature."
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multilingual.
5. You've worn out a car horn. (IF you have a car.)
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression



OR:



You can retire to Wisconsin where...
1. You only have three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.
2. Halloween costumes have to fit over parkas.
3. You have seventeen recipes for casserole.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road repair.
6. The highest level of criticism is "He is different," "She is different," or "It was different!"



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You can retire to The Deep South where...

1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2 "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. "He needed k**lin" is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has two first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Joe Bob, Betty Jean, etc..
5. Everything is either: "in yonder," "over yonder" or "out yonder. "

6. You can say anything about anyone, as long as you say "Bless his heart" at the end!



OR:



You can move to Colorado where...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home, so he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.



OR:



You can retire to Nebraska or Kansas where...
1. You never meet any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is three cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition; "Where's my coat at?"

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FINALLY.....you can retire to Florida where...

1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon
2. All purchases include a c**pon of some kind - even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent cardiologist, dermatologist, proctologist,

podiatrist, or orthopedist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people.



OR:

NEW JERSEY.....No that's not right. No body in their right mind retires and moves to New Jersey.....You retire in New Jersey and move the hell out.....

Radiance3

No thanks. I am retired few years ago, living comfortably among the greeneries and flowers where nature abounds. It always rain, the air is clean, and I feel closer to God.

The places you've mentioned do not attract me. No California please. I don't like Arizona either, not New York, not New Jersey, where property tax is higher than the annual income of most middle class. I don't live in a place where majority are democrats. I live in a democrat state, but the city I live are mostly populated by conservatives. We blend better like that in peace and p***e. And we love God.

bggamers Loc: georgia

Might as well just where you are seeing how every place has its issues

Radiance3

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I agree. In the state where I live welcomes so many i******s in fact I think it is the 4th State with so many illegal free loaders.

bggamers Loc: georgia

I'm in georgia where I am not so much. If their here they be really quiet

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Always rains? That means Washington, Oregon and maybe Florida, haha.

bahmer

You left out Texas which sounds like Phoenix to me.
You keep complaining about the heat so Phoenix and Texas must be close right?

badbobby Loc: texas

dunno bout Phoenix
but I know bout Texas

bahmer

And the top of the morning to you.
Are you just waking up or you been exercising?

badbobby Loc: texas

jus tryin keep up with OPP

bahmer

That can become a job and a half.

Snoopy

Bad Bobby:

I won’t tell you where I live because it has NONE of the problems listed above.

A hint: most everyone minds their own business. If you break into a home it is guaranteed you will end up being shot.
Neighbors help each other. If you see someone stopped on the road you check and see if they need help.

Guess away!

Snoopy

badbobby Loc: texas

well Snoopy
firstly
I appreciate your response to my post
secondly
since you asked me personally as to your location
I will say this
Seems to me that you live in a rural community somewhere in Texas or Oklahoma
most people in those states are willing to protect their homes
and are prompt to assist those in need

Snoopy

BadBobby:

Rural very definite!

Not Texas or Oklahoma.

Eastern US

Snoopy

badbobby Loc: texas

well have a good life Snoopy