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Jul 12, 2018 14:11:40   #
acknowledgeurma
 
Watch this for a laugh (if you're not exactly mesmerized by President Trump):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCjk_NPsIqU
John Oliver was hilarious on this topic. At 13:58 he says, "Foreign affairs is like sex; if you loudly announce that you always come first, you're going to have trouble finding partners."

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Jul 12, 2018 14:20:09   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
acknowledgeurma wrote:
Watch this for a laugh (if you're not exactly mesmerized by President Trump):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCjk_NPsIqU
John Oliver was hilarious on this topic. At 13:58 he says, "Foreign affairs is like sex; if you loudly announce that you always come first, you're going to have trouble finding partners."


Ever been to Africa........Goober ?

I can help you out with travel expenses.



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Jul 12, 2018 14:39:40   #
acknowledgeurma
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
Ever been to Africa........Goober ?

I can help you out with travel expenses.

Check, cash, or money order? Do you have a PayPal acount, Peanut?

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Jul 12, 2018 14:40:53   #
peter11937 Loc: NYS
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
Ever been to Africa........Goober ?

I can help you out with travel expenses.


Years ago I knew the Amb. to the UN from the ivory coast. He was retiring to the USA, ans said, is so many words that Africa was a s**thole....and he should know.

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Jul 12, 2018 15:28:41   #
Morgan
 
acknowledgeurma wrote:
Watch this for a laugh (if you're not exactly mesmerized by President Trump):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCjk_NPsIqU
John Oliver was hilarious on this topic. At 13:58 he says, "Foreign affairs is like sex; if you loudly announce that you always come first, you're going to have trouble finding partners."




Hahaha that's very true, thanks for the laugh

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Jul 12, 2018 15:38:28   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
acknowledgeurma wrote:
Check, cash, or money order? Do you have a PayPal acount, Peanut?


If you would be so kind as to accept cash, I can meet you at the county courthouse in Comanche Texas.

Seeing how ecstatic you lefty Goobers react when you receive free stuff is worth the expense.

Would you mind if I make a YouTube video of the t***saction ?

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Jul 12, 2018 21:40:18   #
acknowledgeurma
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
If you would be so kind as to accept cash, I can meet you at the county courthouse in Comanche Texas.

Seeing how ecstatic you lefty Goobers react when you receive free stuff is worth the expense.

Would you mind if I make a YouTube video of the t***saction ?

Well it sounds like you aren't offering free stuff. It sounds like you are offering to pay me to appear in your YouTube video. How much are you offering and who will have final say on the edits?
It has been my experience that you dexterous Peanuts are rather devious with your video editing.

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Jul 12, 2018 21:44:33   #
Crayons Loc: St Jo, Texas
 
acknowledgeurma wrote:
It has been my experience that you dexterous Peanuts are rather devious with your video editing.
Who runs yer show?

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Jul 14, 2018 00:06:14   #
acknowledgeurma
 
Crayons wrote:
Who runs yer show?

I'm not sure I understand your question. No, let me rephrase that. I don't understand your question.

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Jul 14, 2018 00:32:48   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
acknowledgeurma wrote:
Well it sounds like you aren't offering free stuff. It sounds like you are offering to pay me to appear in your YouTube video. How much are you offering and who will have final say on the edits?
It has been my experience that you dexterous Peanuts are rather devious with your video editing.


Free cash is, by proxy, free stuff.

And you jumped all over the offer like a hog at a slop trough.

The only thing I offer is the cost of a one way ticket to Swaziland.

So if you're still interested, hightail it to Texas......................Goober.

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Jul 14, 2018 14:52:24   #
acknowledgeurma
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
Free cash is, by proxy, free stuff.

And you jumped all over the offer like a hog at a slop trough.

The only thing I offer is the cost of a one way ticket to Swaziland.

So if you're still interested, hightail it to Texas......................Goober.

Well Mr. counselor (please excuse if I use the wrong appellation), looking over our conversation, I realize that you weren't offering a free trip to Africa, but rather a discount on a trip to Africa (not just anyplace, but specifically Swaziland), sort of like those resorts that offer free tickets to their lovely accommodations. So it seems obvious that you are not offering me anything "free". Your offer would carry quite a bit of cost to me:
1. the cost of t***sportation to Comanche, Texas
2. the cost of meals and lodging in Comanche, Texas
3. the cost of t***sportation from Comanche, Texas
4. the cost of meals and lodging in Swaziland
5. the cost of a return ticket from Swaziland
Instead, why don't you make a contribution to your favorite charity (who knows, you might even be able to deduct it on your Federal Income Taxes).

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