Responsible Citizen
Jul 5, 2018 14:14:48 #
Responsible Citizen
This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for my stroll around the marina.
I noticed a man with a long blade knife running down the dock towards me, dressed in Islamic clothing who shouted "Allah be praised!” and "Death to all Infidels!,” when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of the weight of all the explosives he was carrying, and I knew that If he didn't get help he would surely drown!
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the moral code that requires a person to get help to those in distress, I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department.
It is now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have responded.
I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.
This morning, around 7:00 AM, I went for my stroll around the marina.
I noticed a man with a long blade knife running down the dock towards me, dressed in Islamic clothing who shouted "Allah be praised!” and "Death to all Infidels!,” when suddenly he tripped and fell into the water.
He was struggling to stay afloat because of the weight of all the explosives he was carrying, and I knew that If he didn't get help he would surely drown!
Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the moral code that requires a person to get help to those in distress, I contacted the Police, the Coast Guard, Homeland Security and even the Fire Department.
It is now 11:00 AM, the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have responded.
I'm starting to think I just wasted four stamps.
Jul 5, 2018 14:39:41 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Responsible Citizen br br This morning, around 7:... (show quote)
You should have used Morse Code.
Jul 5, 2018 16:38:54 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Loki wrote:
You should have used Morse Code.
Maybe, perhaps FedEx or UPS.
Jul 6, 2018 11:54:35 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Responsible Citizen br br This morning, around 7:... (show quote)
Amen and Amen you did your best that is all that you could do. Hang in there we all forgive you for not acting quick enough I would have gone out to eat and then seen if he needed help that way you may have saved those stamps.
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