AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

At the National Art Gallery, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench.

Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white patriarchal society . "In fact", he pointed out, "Some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society".

After the curator left, an Newfie approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery", asked the couple?

"Because I am the artist, who painted the picture", he replied, "In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all.

They're just three Newfie coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch"

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Dang! I always thought mining would be a terrible job because of working underground, but working nekkid would make it even worse!

bahmer

A little risque there AuntiE don't you think?
You have been h*****g around Slats to long I see.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

It is more then a tad risqué; however, the bather by the art critic was much to good to let pass.



I must work on not allowing his bad behavior influence me.

bahmer

Just keep Mack with you at all times and you will be safe.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I fear nothing or no one...'cepting The Sgt. Major.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

To your first comment...you haven't seen "risque" from her like I saw in my visit to Virginia.

As for your second....for which, no doubt, she is eternally grateful.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

My good influence on you didn't take, as you probably meant to write "the 'blather' by the art critic," and not 'bather.'

bahmer

She is only influenced by those boys in the Nave not those boys that fail the Navy entrance exam and have to settle for that sub group the Marines. If she was influenced by the Marines it would be a giant step down for that fair young lady.