Where I have been: This was an article in a 'Seniorifics News' publication I ran across in a clinic while waiting on a friend I brought in for an exam. 'Where I have been'.......... I...

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

This was an article in a 'Seniorifics News' publication I ran across in a clinic while waiting on a friend I brought in for an exam.

'Where I have been'..........

I have been to many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. I try not to visit there too often.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get. :mrgreen:

JMS1947

slatten49 wrote:

This was an article in a 'Seniorifics News' public... (show quote)

Saw this in Readers Digest a while back, titled "Book Me A Room in Capacitated" truly enjoyed it laugh, at yourself live longer

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

This was an article in a 'Seniorifics News' public... (show quote)

This was so :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: .

You now have a responsibility. Wednesday is now YOUR day to provide us with something of amusement. You best start gathering things. :mrgreen: :twisted:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

slatten49 wrote:

This was an article in a 'Seniorifics News' public... (show quote)

With the kids and all, I'm thankful I haven't been in custody!!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

AuntiE wrote:

This was so :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: .

You now have a responsibility. Wednesday is now YOUR day to provide us with something of amusement. You best start gathering things. :mrgreen: :twisted:

:shock: Have I brought this upon myself, or is it by decree of AuntiE? :mrgreen: Just askin'...... :lol:

archie bunker Loc: Texas

archie bunker wrote:

With the kids and all, I'm thankful I haven't been in custody!!

Just to clarify, I had custody of the kids. It was a wonder that I never wound up in custody because of them.

alex Loc: michigan now imperial beach californa

slatten49 wrote:

:shock: Have I brought this upon myself, or is it by decree of AuntiE? :mrgreen: Just askin'...... :lol:

yes and they better be good but that is unnecessary, of course they will

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

alex wrote:

yes and they better be good but that is unnecessary, of course they will

If they're not, I suspect the prospect of 'loping' will rear its' ugly head...again. :roll: :oops:

I can hear the honing of her axe. :shock:

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

:shock: Have I brought this upon myself, or is it by decree of AuntiE? :mrgreen: Just askin'...... :lol:

B O TH !

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

alex wrote:

yes and they better be good but that is unnecessary, of course they will

I will be judging the "good" with your assistance. :-D :-P

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 wrote:

If they're not, I suspect the prospect of 'loping' will rear its' ugly head...again. :roll: :oops:

I can hear the honing of her axe. :shock:

:twisted: :thumbup: :mrgreen: :evil: :thumbup: heh...heh...heh

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

slatten49 wrote:

This was an article in a 'Seniorifics News' public... (show quote)

Sounds like you wrote that while you were in Tense. I drove past Tense once, didn't have the courage to go in. I did see plans for a new, future Tense, but I don't want to go there either.

I was stuck in Distress for awhile, I stayed until I got a ride from a guy going to Morrow. I didn't get THERE until yesterday, I'm still confused.

BearK Loc: TN

lpnmajor wrote:

Sounds like you wrote that while you were in Tense. I drove past Tense once, didn't have the courage to go in. I did see plans for a new, future Tense, but I don't want to go there either.

I was stuck in Distress for awhile, I stayed until I got a ride from a guy going to Morrow. I didn't get THERE until yesterday, I'm still confused.

Enjoyed all of those not so exotic places, in fact it appears all of us have visited a few of them every now and then. :D :D :D :thumbup: :thumbup:

BearK Loc: TN

lpnmajor wrote:

Sounds like you wrote that while you were in Tense. I drove past Tense once, didn't have the courage to go in. I did see plans for a new, future Tense, but I don't want to go there either.

I was stuck in Distress for awhile, I stayed until I got a ride from a guy going to Morrow. I didn't get THERE until yesterday, I'm still confused.

Enjoyed all of those not so exotic places, in fact it appears all of us have visited a few of them every now and then. :D :D :D :thumbup: :thumbup:

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

lpnmajor wrote:

Sounds like you wrote that while you were in Tense. I drove past Tense once, didn't have the courage to go in. I did see plans for a new, future Tense, but I don't want to go there either.

I was stuck in Distress for awhile, I stayed until I got a ride from a guy going to Morrow. I didn't get THERE until yesterday, I'm still confused.

I had you in mind when I posted this, Doc. Of all posters, I was waiting to see where you would go with it. :wink: You did not disappoint. :thumbup:

Now, if you could help hold off the threat of AuntiE. :roll: