Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)?
Jun 25, 2018 12:05:27 #
Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life!
TURD is a pattern of pathologically disassociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, r**ting, and uncontrollable crying.
People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
TURD Is caused by the e******n of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
Membership in the Democratic Party
Identifying as a Feminist
Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
Massive student debt
Spotty or non-existent work history
Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again.
Saw this on another board....LOL
TURD is a pattern of pathologically disassociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, r**ting, and uncontrollable crying.
People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
TURD Is caused by the e******n of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
Membership in the Democratic Party
Identifying as a Feminist
Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
Massive student debt
Spotty or non-existent work history
Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again.
Saw this on another board....LOL
Jun 25, 2018 12:20:44 #
It's an excellent summary. They're practically situated behind every bush at present, much like a rabid beast devoid of all reason, and prepared to attack anything that moves, but not to the left.
1ProudAmerican wrote:
Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life... (show quote)
Jun 25, 2018 12:24:11 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
1ProudAmerican wrote:
Know the signs, spot the symptoms, and save a life... (show quote)
LOL...TURD is the first satge of TDS( Trump Derangement Syndrome).......There is no cure for both disorders!!!
Jun 26, 2018 05:48:00 #
proud republican wrote:
LOL...TURD is the first satge of TDS( Trump Derangement Syndrome).......There is no cure for both disorders!!!
Just give them the Maxipad Waters treatment. Harass, assault, destroy, immobilize, chase down, hold down, waterboard, molest, insult, badmouth, scream, and wear a really bad wig. That might have the FBI chasing you since you are a conservative and not a l*****t, but give them the old hitlary clinton alibi, "I never intended to do it."
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