slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Satire from BabylonBee https://babylonbee.com/news/fox-news-reporter-grills-trump-in-hardball-interview-why-are-you-so-great/

June 20, 2018

WASHINGTON, D.C.—A Fox News reporter was able to catch up to President Trump on the White House lawn earlier this week, and immediately began to grill the president in an impromptu, hardball interview, asking the controversial commander in chief tough, pointed questions like “Why are you so great?” and “Is it difficult for you, being so amazing?”

Pundits from virtually every U.S. news network agreed the interview was one of the most brutal they’ve ever seen, with the Fox News reporter relentlessly roasting Trump on how great he is on everything from the economy to immigration.

“How do you sleep at night, knowing you’re the best president in our nation’s history?” the hard-edged reporter growled, getting into Trump’s face in the tense, confrontational encounter. “Honestly, you make me sick with your unparalleled leadership and fantastic policies. I just want to puke when I think about how wonderful you are.”

An uncomfortable Trump attempted to respond to the questions by saying he’s just doing the best job that he can, but the interviewer refused to take any of his answers at face value, instead cutting the president off to interrogate him ruthlessly on his spotless record and impeccable character. “How dare you suggest you’re anything less than perfect, Mr. President. HOW DARE YOU!”

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

So what is the name of this wonderful reporter,Slat???...Please dont tell me it was anonymous sources....What is the name???...Never mind..I just saw it ..It was satire!!1HAHA!!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

P-R, my favorite antagonist on OPP, the wicked AuntiE , has been presenting a series of satirical articles from BabylonBee.com, so I thought I'd treat her to one of my own from her latest source of humor.

bahmer

It really does seem that President Trump is going out of his way to appear truly great and thus frustrate all of the liberals out there. I am also very sure that he is not trying to be super great and obnoxious as these liberals are accusing him of doing. It's just that after eight years of below mediocrity he comes across as great and this happens even though he doesn't try to come across as great. He is just trying to do a job is all and he is humbly going about his tasks and allowing the results to fall where they may. AuntiE is a superb woman andfriend and if she antagonizes you Marines she can't be bad at all.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

That woman is pure eeeeveeel.

bahmer

A question for you my good man. There is a thread on here titled heartwarming pictures part 2. It has a Marine with his little daughter in the woods. The question I have always had is why do the Marines have the brim of their hat resting on what appears to be their eyebrows and the what I would call a chin strap located about halfway up the back of their head. It has always looked odd to me and I wonder if there is some logical reasoning for the hat to be worn in this manner?
I will thank you in advance for your insight into this earth shaking question.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

bahmer

Good one AuntiE.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I checked into any 'official' protocol for wearing the USMC D.I. campaign cover, but could find none...yet. Personally, I always thought D.I.s liked wearing the bill right over their eyes in order to bring them more into focus for injecting fear into recruits hearts and minds. They generally did.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Don't encourage her, Bahmer. :

bahmer

She still possesses Mack correct?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I do know that both her and Mack are possessed with evil.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You continually overlook the buffer zone between us....1500 miles, or thereabouts.

AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State

You continually overlook the fact airplanes continue to exist.