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Jun 21, 2018 08:28:58   #
cold iron Loc: White House
 
A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents.

After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man.

The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.

"So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.

"I am a biblical scholar," he replied.

"A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she

deserves?" asked the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé.

The conversation proceeded like this...and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?"

The father answered, "Another Democrat, He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm God."

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Jun 21, 2018 08:43:40   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
cold iron wrote:
A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents.

After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man.

The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.

"So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.

"I am a biblical scholar," he replied.

"A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she

deserves?" asked the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé.

The conversation proceeded like this...and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?"

The father answered, "Another Democrat, He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm God."
A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her ... (show quote)



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Jun 21, 2018 09:46:11   #
Lonewolf
 
But he had a god unlike republicans

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Jun 22, 2018 06:06:03   #
Tug484
 
cold iron wrote:
A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents.

After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man.

The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.

"So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.

"I am a biblical scholar," he replied.

"A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she

deserves?" asked the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé.

The conversation proceeded like this...and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?"

The father answered, "Another Democrat, He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm God."
A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her ... (show quote)

Good one.

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Jun 22, 2018 08:17:59   #
Big dog
 
Lonewolf wrote:
But he had a god unlike republicans

Dumb reply.

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Jun 22, 2018 08:43:39   #
cold iron Loc: White House
 
Lonewolf wrote:
But he had a god unlike republicans


IQ of Lumpwolf= 45

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Jun 22, 2018 10:17:01   #
Big dog
 
cold iron wrote:
IQ of Lumpwolf= 45


I do believe that you are correct.

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Jun 22, 2018 10:29:36   #
bahmer
 
cold iron wrote:
A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents.

After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man.

The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.

"So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.

"I am a biblical scholar," he replied.

"A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she

deserves?" asked the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé.

The conversation proceeded like this...and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?"

The father answered, "Another Democrat, He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm God."
A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her ... (show quote)


Amen and Amen

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Jun 22, 2018 10:30:28   #
bahmer
 
cold iron wrote:
IQ of Lumpwolf= 45


Naw not that high maybe 25 tops.

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Jun 22, 2018 11:17:02   #
Mike Easterday
 
I actually knew an i***t like that. He and the girl he married survived on welfare. They also had several kids. Unfortunately for the kids, it didn't look like childhood .

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Jun 22, 2018 15:34:32   #
king hall Loc: Tucson,AZ.
 
cold iron wrote:
A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents.

After dinner, her mother told the girl's father to find out about the young man.

The father invited the fiancé to his study for a talk.

"So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.

"I am a biblical scholar," he replied.

"A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she

deserves?" asked the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the fiancé.

The conversation proceeded like this...and each time the father questioned, the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, "How did your talk go, honey?"

The father answered, "Another Democrat, He has no job, he has no plans, and he thinks I'm God."
A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her ... (show quote)

HILLARIOUS!! I did not see that punch line coming.

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