The sad tale of a blind man who enters a liberal bar down on Burbon street.... (Yuk-Yuk)
Jun 10, 2018 13:36:01 #
A blind man who was visiting New Orleans and was accompanied by his seeing eye dog enters a bar and finds his way to a bar-stool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a liberal joke?”
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is really a blond girl with a liberal boyfriend, the bouncer is a gay liberal and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound flaming liberal with a black belt in karate.
What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is a Democrat and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a lesbian, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that liberal joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a liberal joke?”
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is really a blond girl with a liberal boyfriend, the bouncer is a gay liberal and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound flaming liberal with a black belt in karate.
What’s more, the fella sitting next to me is a Democrat and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a lesbian, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that liberal joke?”
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
Jun 10, 2018 13:40:45 #
ghostgotcha wrote:
b A blind man who was visiting New Orleans and wa... (show quote)
Good one. Thanks
Jun 10, 2018 14:17:18 #
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