badbobby Loc: texas

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life -- Remember:



1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book.
It's called 'Ministers do More Than Lay People'.







2. T**********e: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.



3. The difference between the Pope and your boss is, the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.


4. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash, and it is gone.



5. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.

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6. I h**e sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice. Well,

it really chilled the mood.



7. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.





8. A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.



9. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.


10. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment ... for enjoying sex!



And as you slide down that Banister of Life you should pray that all the splinters are pointed the other way...

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Excellent, ya' durn Squid

badbobby Loc: texas

tx ya durn Gyrene

bahmer

Excellent badbobby thanks for the morning laugh.

bahmer

Thanks for the new word to call Slats.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

My Dad filled me in on the term 'Gyrene' years ago, when I was just a kid. During WWI the Marines fought with such ferocity and valor that they were called GI's. Marines didn't want to be called a GI. They wanted to be called a Marine, so they mixed the two for Gyrene (GI-Marine).

badbobby Loc: texas

you're just full a stuff
aint'cha???

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I have, on occasion, been told I was "full of it."

bahmer

I had to google it after BB used it to see the meaning. It sounds like your father was a marine as well then. Were your bothers as well?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

My Dad, all my uncles and all my brothers but one. He and Dad had an argument, so he went and joined the Army just to piss Dad off.

bahmer

Interesting how family dynamics plays out isn't it? My cousin that joined the Navy had five fathers. His mother got a divorce and her five brothers took over playing the father in my cousins life and every time that he screwed up he had five guys telling him so. The one uncle who joined the Nave was the most laid back of the uncles and I believe to this day that that was the reason that my cousin chose the Navy. The one uncle that chose the Navy kind of reminds me of BB as far as being laid back and just an all around good guy. Not that you aren't a good guy just don't say anything to badbobby though.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Not to worry, Bahmer, as BB doesn't pay much attention to anything I say/write.

bahmer

Me either unless I ask him a direct question that is. I just didn't want it to go to his head is all.

slowranch

nice to know if true, thought GI meant government issue, meaning all services who were issued everything from clothes to guns

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

As a rule, 'GI' is a common acronym for 'Government Issue,' but...militarily, also represented the 'General Infantry.'