Athiest in the courtroom
May 20, 2018 21:20:10 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Why Don't Atheists Have a Holiday, Your Honor?
An atheist became incensed over Christmas holiday pr********ns.
He filed a lawsuit about the constant celebrations given to Christians and Jews while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The case was brought before a judge.
After listening to the long, passionate presentation by the atheist's lawyer, the judge banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling.
"Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter, and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur, and Hanukkah. Yet, my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously, your client is too confused to know about, much less celebrate his own atheist holiday!"
The lawyer pompously said, "Your honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be?"
The judge replied, "Well, it comes every year on exactly the same date. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'
Thus, if your client says there is no God then, according to the Bible, he is a fool.
April Fool's Day is his holiday. Now, get out of my courtroom!"
An atheist became incensed over Christmas holiday pr********ns.
He filed a lawsuit about the constant celebrations given to Christians and Jews while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The case was brought before a judge.
After listening to the long, passionate presentation by the atheist's lawyer, the judge banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling.
"Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter, and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur, and Hanukkah. Yet, my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!"
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously, your client is too confused to know about, much less celebrate his own atheist holiday!"
The lawyer pompously said, "Your honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be?"
The judge replied, "Well, it comes every year on exactly the same date. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'
Thus, if your client says there is no God then, according to the Bible, he is a fool.
April Fool's Day is his holiday. Now, get out of my courtroom!"
May 20, 2018 22:24:48 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Why Don't Atheists Have a Holiday, Your Honor? br ... (show quote)
It is interesting that a person who claims to have a value system based on religion supports a story based on a lie.
May 20, 2018 23:05:17 #
answer my question please, Has anyone ever taken you serious in your lifetime?
Kevyn wrote:
It is interesting that a person who claims to have a value system based on religion supports a story based on a lie.
May 20, 2018 23:53:17 #
youngwilliam
Loc: Deep in the heart
Squiddiddler wrote:
answer my question please, Has anyone ever taken you serious in your lifetime?
Kevin writes stuff that even pisses himself off.
May 21, 2018 08:51:37 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Kevyn wrote:
It is interesting that a person who claims to have a value system based on religion supports a story based on a lie.
Were you stoned when you posted that response to a joke or did you actually have the frontal lobotomy that your psychiatrist urged you to have?
May 21, 2018 08:52:20 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Why Don't Atheists Have a Holiday, Your Honor? br ... (show quote)
Very good Don. thanks
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