Special counsel Robert Mueller was been investigating collusion between Donald Trump’s campaign and Russia to steal the 2016 p**********l e******n from Hillary Clinton. He hasn’t found anything and has been focusing almost entirely on Trump’s sex life, but liberals were really holding out hope that the investigation would result in Trump being impeached or jettisoned into space. Well, that ain’t going to happen. It turns out Mueller can’t actually indict the President, so I am assuming there will be a lot more misery in Liberal Land.

This is from CNN, of all places:

Special counsel Robert Mueller’s team has informed President Donald Trump’s attorneys that they have concluded that they cannot indict a sitting president, according to the President’s lawyer.

“All they get to do is write a report. They can’t indict. At least they acknowledged that to us after some battling, they acknowledged that to us,” said Trump’s lawyer Rudy Giuliani.

That conclusion is likely based on longstanding Justice Department guidelines.

The inability to indict a sitting president has been the position of the Office of Legal Counsel in the Justice Department since the Nixon administration and reaffirmed in the Clinton administration, but it has never been tested in court.

Don’t cry too hard liberals, CNN wants to give you a little glimmer of false hope:

A lack of an indictment would not necessarily mean the President is in the clear. Mueller could issue a report making referrals or recommendations to the House of Representatives.

Okay, follow me on this one: If the Mueller team is telling the Trump team they can’t or won’t indict President Trump, that’s a pretty good indication that they don’t have anything to support an indictment. In other words, this Russian collision investigation has failed to find any evidence of Russian collusion.

Giuliani tells CNN the special counsel’s team has decided that “they have to follow the Justice Department rules.”

Yeah, Mueller is suddenly going to follow Justice Department rules because he has no reason to issue an indictment. See how that works?

“The Justice Department memos going back to before Nixon say that you cannot indict a sitting president, you have to impeach him. Now there was a little time in which there was some dispute about that, but they acknowledged to us orally that they understand that they can’t violate the Justice Department rules,” said Giuliani.

Understand that this isn’t just Giuliani spouting off about something but rather that Mueller’s team actually reached out to him with this information.

Giuliani added that the only thing Mueller can do is write a report. And what will the content of that report be? That Trump may have banged a porn actress and a Playboy model? Who cares? Bill Clinton did way worse.

I know I mentioned in my headline that liberals are on suicide watch, but there won’t be a mass liberal suicide over this. Liberals never follow thorough with any of their immature threats. Remember how many liberals were going to leave America if T***p w*n the e******n? They are all still here.

I need to tune into MSNBC and see how they are going to spin this. " Suicide Watch " is probably an understatement. I think we need to be on Homicide Watch. Now that Big Bad Bob Mueller has failed them, Liberals may conclude that murder is their only option. But have no fear. Just like when James Hodgkinson shot up the baseball field last June 14th that he knew was full of Republicans, the FBI concluded it was not politically motivated, if any Republicans get murdered by snowflakes in meltdown, I bet the FBI will label them random acts.

Special counsel Robert Mueller was been investigating collusion between Donald Trump’s campaign and Russia to steal the 2016 p**********l e******n from Hillary Clinton. He hasn’t found anything and has been focusing almost entirely on Trump’s sex life, but liberals were really holding out hope that the investigation would result in Trump being impeached or jettisoned into space. Well, that ain’t going to happen. It turns out Mueller can’t actually indict the President, so I am assuming there will be a lot more misery in Liberal Land.

This is from CNN, of all places:

Special counsel Robert Mueller’s team has informed President Donald Trump’s attorneys that they have concluded that they cannot indict a sitting president, according to the President’s lawyer.

“All they get to do is write a report. They can’t indict. At least they acknowledged that to us after some battling, they acknowledged that to us,” said Trump’s lawyer Rudy Giuliani.

That conclusion is likely based on longstanding Justice Department guidelines.

The inability to indict a sitting president has been the position of the Office of Legal Counsel in the Justice Department since the Nixon administration and reaffirmed in the Clinton administration, but it has never been tested in court.

Don’t cry too hard liberals, CNN wants to give you a little glimmer of false hope:

A lack of an indictment would not necessarily mean the President is in the clear. Mueller could issue a report making referrals or recommendations to the House of Representatives.

Okay, follow me on this one: If the Mueller team is telling the Trump team they can’t or won’t indict President Trump, that’s a pretty good indication that they don’t have anything to support an indictment. In other words, this Russian collision investigation has failed to find any evidence of Russian collusion.

Giuliani tells CNN the special counsel’s team has decided that “they have to follow the Justice Department rules.”

Yeah, Mueller is suddenly going to follow Justice Department rules because he has no reason to issue an indictment. See how that works?

“The Justice Department memos going back to before Nixon say that you cannot indict a sitting president, you have to impeach him. Now there was a little time in which there was some dispute about that, but they acknowledged to us orally that they understand that they can’t violate the Justice Department rules,” said Giuliani.

Understand that this isn’t just Giuliani spouting off about something but rather that Mueller’s team actually reached out to him with this information.

Giuliani added that the only thing Mueller can do is write a report. And what will the content of that report be? That Trump may have banged a porn actress and a Playboy model? Who cares? Bill Clinton did way worse.

I know I mentioned in my headline that liberals are on suicide watch, but there won’t be a mass liberal suicide over this. Liberals never follow thorough with any of their immature threats. Remember how many liberals were going to leave America if T***p w*n the e******n? They are all still here.

Special counsel Robert Mueller was been investigating collusion between Donald Trump’s campaign and Russia to steal the 2016 p**********l e******n from Hillary Clinton. He hasn’t found anything and has been focusing almost entirely on Trump’s sex life, but liberals were really holding out hope that the investigation would result in Trump being impeached or jettisoned into space. Well, that ain’t going to happen. It turns out Mueller can’t actually indict the President, so I am assuming there will be a lot more misery in Liberal Land.

This is from CNN, of all places:

Special counsel Robert Mueller’s team has informed President Donald Trump’s attorneys that they have concluded that they cannot indict a sitting president, according to the President’s lawyer.

“All they get to do is write a report. They can’t indict. At least they acknowledged that to us after some battling, they acknowledged that to us,” said Trump’s lawyer Rudy Giuliani.

That conclusion is likely based on longstanding Justice Department guidelines.

The inability to indict a sitting president has been the position of the Office of Legal Counsel in the Justice Department since the Nixon administration and reaffirmed in the Clinton administration, but it has never been tested in court.

Don’t cry too hard liberals, CNN wants to give you a little glimmer of false hope:

A lack of an indictment would not necessarily mean the President is in the clear. Mueller could issue a report making referrals or recommendations to the House of Representatives.

Okay, follow me on this one: If the Mueller team is telling the Trump team they can’t or won’t indict President Trump, that’s a pretty good indication that they don’t have anything to support an indictment. In other words, this Russian collision investigation has failed to find any evidence of Russian collusion.

Giuliani tells CNN the special counsel’s team has decided that “they have to follow the Justice Department rules.”

Yeah, Mueller is suddenly going to follow Justice Department rules because he has no reason to issue an indictment. See how that works?

“The Justice Department memos going back to before Nixon say that you cannot indict a sitting president, you have to impeach him. Now there was a little time in which there was some dispute about that, but they acknowledged to us orally that they understand that they can’t violate the Justice Department rules,” said Giuliani.

Understand that this isn’t just Giuliani spouting off about something but rather that Mueller’s team actually reached out to him with this information.

Giuliani added that the only thing Mueller can do is write a report. And what will the content of that report be? That Trump may have banged a porn actress and a Playboy model? Who cares? Bill Clinton did way worse.

I know I mentioned in my headline that liberals are on suicide watch, but there won’t be a mass liberal suicide over this. Liberals never follow thorough with any of their immature threats. Remember how many liberals were going to leave America if T***p w*n the e******n? They are all still here.