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May 15, 2018 14:02:04   #
ldsuttonjr
 
Today, I placed my Glock pistol on the table right next to my front door. I left its clip beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun and it was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media, about how dangerous guns are and "How They" kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE world, for murders.

These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?


Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!
 
May 15, 2018 14:47:40   #
boatbob2
 
GEE,My guns haven't killed anyone since Vietnam,,,
May 15, 2018 14:52:16   #
proud republican (a regular here)
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
Today, I placed my Glock pistol on the table right next to my front door. I left its clip beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun and it was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media, about how dangerous guns are and "How They" kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE world, for murders.

These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?


Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!
Today, I placed my Glock pistol on the table right... (show quote)

Bravo!!!Great post...Very funny and sooo true....Guns by itself dont kill people.Maybe we should ban Democraps!!!....LOL And BTW spoons by itself dont make people fat...Imagine that!!!
May 15, 2018 15:05:20   #
73STNGLKABEE
 
That Glock is a killing machine, how reckless of you lol
May 15, 2018 15:06:28   #
Carol Kelly (a regular here)
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
Today, I placed my Glock pistol on the table right next to my front door. I left its clip beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun and it was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media, about how dangerous guns are and "How They" kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE world, for murders.

These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?


Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!
Today, I placed my Glock pistol on the table right... (show quote)




Hilarious but so true. Bad guns don’t kill and maim, but bad people do. Take away the 2nd Amendent and those same bad people will continue to have gun, homemade and otherwise.
May 15, 2018 16:56:39   #
Mike Easterday (a regular here)
 
We need better guns ! These lazy things just sit around.
 
May 16, 2018 07:22:46   #
old marine (a regular here)
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
Today, I placed my Glock pistol on the table right next to my front door. I left its clip beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun and it was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media, about how dangerous guns are and "How They" kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE world, for murders.

These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?


Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!
Today, I placed my Glock pistol on the table right... (show quote)


Haha ha ha ha ha I like your post. I must have twenty odd lazy weapons all they do is stand or lay around and do nothing. I can't even get them to oil their self, I have yo do it for lazy things.

God bless America and President Trump
May 16, 2018 11:05:48   #
Peewee (a regular here)
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
Today, I placed my Glock pistol on the table right next to my front door. I left its clip beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun and it was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media, about how dangerous guns are and "How They" kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE world, for murders.

These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?


Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!
Today, I placed my Glock pistol on the table right... (show quote)


Glock has a May special 100.00 off any Glock at certain Blue Label outlets. Just have to be military (active or retired) and show a DD 214 and ID. If you're looking for a sibling for the one you have now.

May 16, 2018 11:57:45   #
Manning345 (a regular here)
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
Today, I placed my Glock pistol on the table right next to my front door. I left its clip beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun and it was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media, about how dangerous guns are and "How They" kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE world, for murders.

These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?


Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!
Today, I placed my Glock pistol on the table right... (show quote)


I hadn't heard a thing from my Glock in some time, so I went looking for it. It was not where I thought it should be, which raised my blood pressure to the max. After some quiet reflection, I realized that I had changed its location to ensure I had access to a weapon from just about any place I was sitting, and there she was, under the cushion of my TV seat. Praise the Lord!
May 16, 2018 12:00:47   #
ldsuttonjr
 
Manning345 wrote:
I hadn't heard a thing from my Glock in some time, so I went looking for it. It was not where I thought it should be, which raised my blood pressure to the max. After some quiet reflection, I realized that I had changed its location to ensure I had access to a weapon from just about any place I was sitting, and there she was, under the cushion of my TV seat. Praise the Lord!


Manning345: Amen! Remember a weapon that is not chambered is absolutely worthless!


May 16, 2018 12:05:24   #
Peewee (a regular here)
 
Manning345 wrote:
I hadn't heard a thing from my Glock in some time, so I went looking for it. It was not where I thought it should be, which raised my blood pressure to the max. After some quiet reflection, I realized that I had changed its location to ensure I had access to a weapon from just about any place I was sitting, and there she was, under the cushion of my TV seat. Praise the Lord!


Have you seen those ads for concealing your gun in a bed headboard, just press on the headboard and your shotgun drops into your hands, very cool? They have different ones including mantles, clocks, and bookshelves for pistols.

 
May 16, 2018 12:10:45   #
ldsuttonjr
 
Peewee wrote:
Have you seen those ads for concealing your gun in a bed headboard, just press on the headboard and your shotgun drops into your hands, very cool? They have different ones including mantles, clocks, and bookshelves for pistols.



I don't have that problem! I can't roll over in bed because they are everywhere. When I get up at night I trip over them every step! Gosh the smell of gun oil is beautiful! MAGA!
May 16, 2018 12:16:37   #
Peewee (a regular here)
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
I don't have that problem! I can't roll over in bed because they are everywhere. When I get up at night I trip over them every step! Gosh the smell of gun oil is beautiful! MAGA!


Gunpowder does it for me. But I've never smelled napalm.

May 16, 2018 13:02:19   #
Big dog (a regular here)
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
Today, I placed my Glock pistol on the table right next to my front door. I left its clip beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun and it was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media, about how dangerous guns are and "How They" kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE world, for murders.

These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?


Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!
Today, I placed my Glock pistol on the table right... (show quote)


That's forking SILLY.
May 16, 2018 13:18:35   #
donald41
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
Today, I placed my Glock pistol on the table right next to my front door. I left its clip beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun and it was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media, about how dangerous guns are and "How They" kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans -- the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE world, for murders.

These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA. It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?


Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!
Today, I placed my Glock pistol on the table right... (show quote)


Good tongue in cheek.
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