You Might Be A Republican if"
Apr 3, 2014 10:39:22 #
1. If you are fine with corporate welfare, but oppose welfare for people, you might be a Republican.
2. If you complain about your right to free speech being infringed when someone else criticizes you, you might be a Republican.
3. If you considered Mitt Romney as "too liberal", you might be a Republican.
4. If you believe MSNBC is the liberal equivalent of FOX News, you might be a Republican.
5. If you complain about Pres. Obama getting rid of the Bush tax cuts on top earners, but have been quiet about Pres. Eisenhower's 90% top tax rates and the 11 times Pres. Reagan raised taxes, you might be a Republican.
6. If you think Sandy Hook was staged, you might be a Republican.
7. If you fantasize about tyrannical government takeovers, you might be a Republican.
8. If you believe that Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly, Coulter, etc. are honest, you might be a Republican.
9. If you say you believe in liberty, but have no problems with women being denied a******ns, gay people not being able to marry like straight people can, or v****g being made more inconvenient for poor people, you might be a Republican.
10. If you claim that Social Security is "unconstitutional", yet you continue to use it, you might be a Republican.
11. If you consider yourself a Christian, yet you are diagnosed with Obama Derangement Syndrome, you might be a Republican.
12. If you dislike socialism, but make less than $250K per year, you might be a Republican.
13. If you talk over someone or resort to false equivalence when losing a political argument, you might be a Republican.
14. If you believe that only Republicans/conservatives can be hard workers, you might be a Republican.
15. If you consider yourself "pro-life", but oppose universal health care and support the death penalty, you might be a Republican.
16. If you believe that G****l W*****g is a h**x despite 97% of scientists saying otherwise, you might be a Republican.
17. If you believe that Spongebob and Sesame Street are liberal propaganda, you might be a Republican.
18. If you were more concerned about Twinkies disappearing than the workers losing their jobs when Hostess was going out of business, you might be a Republican.
19. If you think that Obama is a big-spender, but have nothing to say about how much money Bush ll spent, you might be a Republican.
20. If you think that Bush ll won both of his e******ns legitimately, but you think that Obama stole the presidency, you might be a Republican.
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2. If you complain about your right to free speech being infringed when someone else criticizes you, you might be a Republican.
3. If you considered Mitt Romney as "too liberal", you might be a Republican.
4. If you believe MSNBC is the liberal equivalent of FOX News, you might be a Republican.
5. If you complain about Pres. Obama getting rid of the Bush tax cuts on top earners, but have been quiet about Pres. Eisenhower's 90% top tax rates and the 11 times Pres. Reagan raised taxes, you might be a Republican.
6. If you think Sandy Hook was staged, you might be a Republican.
7. If you fantasize about tyrannical government takeovers, you might be a Republican.
8. If you believe that Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly, Coulter, etc. are honest, you might be a Republican.
9. If you say you believe in liberty, but have no problems with women being denied a******ns, gay people not being able to marry like straight people can, or v****g being made more inconvenient for poor people, you might be a Republican.
10. If you claim that Social Security is "unconstitutional", yet you continue to use it, you might be a Republican.
11. If you consider yourself a Christian, yet you are diagnosed with Obama Derangement Syndrome, you might be a Republican.
12. If you dislike socialism, but make less than $250K per year, you might be a Republican.
13. If you talk over someone or resort to false equivalence when losing a political argument, you might be a Republican.
14. If you believe that only Republicans/conservatives can be hard workers, you might be a Republican.
15. If you consider yourself "pro-life", but oppose universal health care and support the death penalty, you might be a Republican.
16. If you believe that G****l W*****g is a h**x despite 97% of scientists saying otherwise, you might be a Republican.
17. If you believe that Spongebob and Sesame Street are liberal propaganda, you might be a Republican.
18. If you were more concerned about Twinkies disappearing than the workers losing their jobs when Hostess was going out of business, you might be a Republican.
19. If you think that Obama is a big-spender, but have nothing to say about how much money Bush ll spent, you might be a Republican.
20. If you think that Bush ll won both of his e******ns legitimately, but you think that Obama stole the presidency, you might be a Republican.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022301120
Apr 3, 2014 10:41:32 #
Don Overton wrote:
1. If you are fine with corporate welfare, but opp... (show quote)
Change the name "Republican" to "Democrat" and you will be correct. You have it just backwards, but then you lefties have always been backwards.
Apr 3, 2014 11:08:38 #
Excellent post and right on target.
Of course you will now be subjected to personal attack and name calling from anti-PC crowd, who loves name calling and personal attack unless it is directed at them.
Then they are all for PC and censorship of opposing views, especially if they are correct
Of course you will now be subjected to personal attack and name calling from anti-PC crowd, who loves name calling and personal attack unless it is directed at them.
Then they are all for PC and censorship of opposing views, especially if they are correct
Don Overton wrote:
1. If you are fine with corporate welfare, but opp... (show quote)
Apr 3, 2014 11:10:03 #
cesspool jones
Loc: atlanta
Don Overton wrote:
1. If you are fine with corporate welfare, but opp... (show quote)
if you believe that the 'constitution' is the most humane document since the 'magna carta'...you would be considered a republican. if you believe in all the posted diarrieha you just posted...you would be considered a c*******t. however, i'll give it to ya on g****l w*****g.
Apr 3, 2014 11:34:43 #
Augustus Greatorex
Loc: NE
BoJester wrote:
Excellent post and right on target.
Of course you will now be subjected to personal attack and name calling from anti-PC crowd, who loves name calling and personal attack unless it is directed at them.
Then they are all for PC and censorship of opposing views, especially if they are correct
Of course you will now be subjected to personal attack and name calling from anti-PC crowd, who loves name calling and personal attack unless it is directed at them.
Then they are all for PC and censorship of opposing views, especially if they are correct
Could you explain what this means: "12. If you dislike socialism, but make less than $250K per year, you might be a Republican."
Apr 3, 2014 11:39:00 #
Don Overton wrote:
1. If you are fine with corporate welfare, but opp... (show quote)
The best form of flattery is imitation.
You didn't even apologize to Jeff Foxworthy for using his format......how inconsiderate.
Problem is, these are as weak as they come and there were very few.
The only one that I thought was even close to being clever was #18.....I like Twinkies.
Apr 3, 2014 12:05:22 #
cesspool jones wrote:
if you believe that the 'constitution' is the most humane document since the 'magna carta'...you would be considered a republican. if you believe in all the posted diarrieha you just posted...you would be considered a c*******t. however, i'll give it to ya on g****l w*****g.
It means his 'brain' should be Overturned. It is non functional.
Apr 4, 2014 06:01:29 #
You might be a Republican if you have morals, ethics and values. You might be a Republican if you believe in personal responsibility, personal accountability and personal reliability. You might be a Republican if you have integrity and believe in honesty and self-disciplne. You might be a liberal, Democrat or progressive if you have no integrity are self-deluded and believe lying is just fine as long as it furthers your l*****t agenda. You certainly are on the left's if you think it's okay to key someone's car that has a Bush or Romney bumper sticker on it. And you liberals know all this is absolutely true. And that's why deep inside you know YOU ARE WRONG.
Apr 4, 2014 08:12:01 #
I agree with one or two of these, disagree with one or two, and think the rest could be said about both sides.
So what does that mean?
Oh, that's right Im Independent. :)
So what does that mean?
Oh, that's right Im Independent. :)
Apr 4, 2014 11:23:47 #
cesspool jones
Loc: atlanta
Steve700 wrote:
You might be a Republican if you have morals, ethi... (show quote)
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Apr 4, 2014 11:25:22 #
I***t righties have trouble recognizing their own sex much less the t***h about them.
OldSchool wrote:
Change the name "Republican" to "Democrat" and you will be correct. You have it just backwards, but then you lefties have always been backwards.
Apr 4, 2014 11:27:53 #
Your comment just shows how much of an i***t you righties are. None of you know anything about the Constitution except you want to change it to fit your r****m, biases, and bigotry.
cesspool jones wrote:
if you believe that the 'constitution' is the most humane document since the 'magna carta'...you would be considered a republican. if you believe in all the posted diarrieha you just posted...you would be considered a c*******t. however, i'll give it to ya on g****l w*****g.
Apr 4, 2014 11:30:20 #
There isn't a republican alive that has morals, ethics or values, You live on the government tit and just don't want to admit it. It's always someone else fault and never your. You have no self discipline just h**e, r****m, biases and bigotry.
Steve700 wrote:
You might be a Republican if you have morals, ethi... (show quote)
Apr 4, 2014 11:35:53 #
Especially those that call themselves conservative christians.
Politics is such a filthy business, everyone in it is corrupted by power, money, drugs and sex.
And after they, most try to get jobs with the lobbies that enable them to get money, power, drugs and sex
Politics is such a filthy business, everyone in it is corrupted by power, money, drugs and sex.
And after they, most try to get jobs with the lobbies that enable them to get money, power, drugs and sex
Don Overton wrote:
There isn't a republican alive that has morals, ethics or values, You live on the government tit and just don't want to admit it. It's always someone else fault and never your. You have no self discipline just h**e, r****m, biases and bigotry.
Apr 4, 2014 12:46:28 #
cesspool jones
Loc: atlanta
Don Overton wrote:
There isn't a republican alive that has morals, ethics or values, You live on the government tit and just don't want to admit it. It's always someone else fault and never your. You have no self discipline just h**e, r****m, biases and bigotry.
listen donna, this so simple even a clam can figure this out. what you just said iz absolutely correct to an extent...but there is a just reason. it is you lefties who demand 'forced change' no matter what the damage to set-in-stone basic human nature (telling others how and what to think), but as long as you assholes get your way like spoiled-little-s**tstain babies. it iz not any rightie who proclaims 'political erectless' as the model for society's child by no means!! it iz you sheeple-peeple that prefer that...and i believe ya'll need to pay for that!! but you did one thing correct though...you got blojobster on this post. good work `cause i think she is so cute and cuddlely and the pigtails just blow my socks off! did you hear about the 10 day course at unv. of s. carolina that can turn you into a lesbian? donna, i'm sick and tired of being a man trapped inna woman's body, so i'm gunna attend this course.
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