I believe in giving credit where it's due, so here goes. It takes talent to alienate every single Nation on the planet and Trump has shown he has plenty of it to spare. Well, that's not exactly accurate, as we do have one Nation still singing our praises, Israel, at least as long as we continue to do what they want.
Who would have thought that someone could dismantle an entire Federal agency that did something as useless as trying to keep our kids from being poisoned? Well, it's true, he done did it! By putting a licensed lobbyist for the largest polluting industries in charge of the agency that was responsible for making them keep their poisons in check, Trump has managed to disable the agency in a mere 15 months! The premise for this bold action? Why, to ensure that big business makes big bucks of course, what every American dreams about. Who cares how many folks become ill or die as a result..................as long as the economy is a boomin! I'm sure that every administration since Nixon created the EPA, made sure that every regulation put in place was specifically designed to f&ck up the economy. That makes for an effective e******n campaign yeah?
I'm glad to see that Trump has put 1000's of lawyers out of work by deregulating everything he could think of. All that red tape generated millions of hours of legal work seeking workarounds, so all those newly minted attorneys will have to go back to clerking. Now all he needs to do is stop people from suing everybody over everything, and we'd put millions of lawyers on the dole......................or in the government.
Trump has also managed to relieve Americans of the angst of worrying about what our intelligence services uncover, we now just assume that wh**ever they say is BS and move on to the hot topic of the day. I can't think of another single person in history that has managed to erode every pillar of a society as trump has, so he gets high marks for making history. We no longer trust the FBI and it's sister agencies in the DOJ, hell we don't trust the DOJ no more either. Of course, we must also give extremely high marks to Obama.................who managed to corrupt the entire Federal Government in just 8 years. Somehow Obama knew that Trump would win the Presidency, and orchestrated elaborate contingency plans to bring him down. That's Trumps take on things anyway, so it must be true.
Trump is a true genius. What other President came up with the idea of characterizing everything "less than flattering" as f**e news? I still get confused a little however, whenever Trumps own words are reported.............and he claims the reporting is f**e news. Does he mean his words were f**e, or the fact that someone showed a video of him speaking them was f**e? I kinda feel sorry for Sarah Huckabubble Sanders, who now answers questions with " I just say what I'm told to say ". If she doesn't have PTSD yet, it's just over the horizon.
No other President in history has taken such bold and obvious actions to support the special interests as Trump has, so he gets high marks for boldness, or obliviousness, one of the two. So far, the only people who haven't received any attention ( other than the propaganda that is ), are the ordinary Americans, you know, us little guys. OK, we got a tiny and temporary tax break, that's already been swallowed up by the increased price of gas and groceries, but it won't hurt as much until that tax break expires. We didn't get that promised healthcare overhaul - but we all know the minority in the Congress is at fault. BTW, what's the point of being the majority, if you can't do s**t? I don't have a corporate accountant, so I have to figure s**t out myself, and what I see is that I have less money at the end of the month now.............than I did before Trump helped me so much.
Gotta give him credit......................for doing so much for so few. I'm gonna crack that bottle of champagne and open that can of real caviar, and celebrate how Trump made America great again. Oh yeah, I'll have to take a second mortgage on my house to afford the booze and fish eggs, but it'll be worth it.................I'm sure Trump will get around to making MY America great pretty soon.