Squiddiddler Loc: Phoenix

I know this is a very old one, but still makes me laugh

This should give you a chuckle.

The year was 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, 70 years ago, numerous witnesses claim that an Unidentified Flying Object, (UFO), with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered-up by the U.S. Air Force, as well as other Federal Agencies and Organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that during the month of April, year 1948, nine months after the historic day, the following people were born:

Barrack Obama, Sr.
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
William J. Clinton
John F. Kerry
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
Joe Biden

This is the obvious consequence of aliens breeding with sheep and jack-asses.
I truly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It certainly did for me.
And now you can stop wondering why they so strongly support Illegal Alie

2bltap Loc: Move to the Mainland

out of the woods Loc: to hell and gone New York State

Ah, yes, that explains everything. Their genetic material was most likely banished from the home planet for t*****r like behavior.

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Umm, seems to me that Trump was born right around that same time as well..................proof that aliens learned to breed with frogs too.

bahmer

keithstanley2002

Please check your info. Obama Sr. Would have been 13 @ the time of Barraks birth 1961. I don’t think so.

Squiddiddler Loc: Phoenix

Do your Math snowflake, Trump born 1946..Around the same time don't cut it.

Big dog

HOLY SHEEP DIP, I didn't know THAT.