Another deadly sword attack in Florida: When will these deadly weapons be banned ? Why must someone own a Ninja Sword ? Does anyone need a Ninja sword ? There would never be violence...

son of witless

When will these deadly weapons be banned ? Why must someone own a Ninja Sword ? Does anyone need a Ninja sword ? There would never be violence if we banned sharp pointy things. Of course, you mess with a man's socks and look what happens. Maybe the government needs to find out if there is a sock shortage in Florida.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/03/florida-man-slashes-two-people-with-ninja-sword-after-fight-about-socks-police-say.html

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archie bunker Loc: Texas

son of witless wrote:

When will these deadly weapons be banned ? Why must someone own a Ninja Sword ? Does anyone need a Ninja sword ? There would never be violence if we banned sharp pointy things. Of course, you mess with a man's socks and look what happens. Maybe the government needs to find out if there is a sock shortage in Florida.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/03/florida-man-slashes-two-people-with-ninja-sword-after-fight-about-socks-police-say.html

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We have a poster here who claims to be able to inflict damage faster with a katana than the average person can with a gun.

pafret Loc: Northeast

archie bunker wrote:

We have a poster here who claims to be able to inflict damage faster with a katana than the average person can with a gun.

I can as well but usually it is because I manage to cut myself.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

archie bunker wrote:

We have a poster here who claims to be able to inflict damage faster with a katana than the average person can with a gun.

What is a katana? Do any of AuntiE's cats have them?

BigMike Loc: yerington nv

archie bunker wrote:

We have a poster here who claims to be able to inflict damage faster with a katana than the average person can with a gun.

I completely gutted a huge fuzzy polar bear with one of those once.

BigMike Loc: yerington nv

no propaganda please wrote:

What is a katana? Do any of AuntiE's cats have them?

Samurai sword.

I had a friend who had a Sikh sword. Big thing with the blade on the inside of the curve of the sword...for lopping off heads. Larger at the point than the haft.

It worked well on coconuts and as a hammer.

son of witless

BigMike wrote:

I completely gutted a huge fuzzy polar bear with one of those once.

So does anyone really NEED one of those ? ? ? If you can't demonstrate a need for something, like in Australia and self defense does not count, then you should-ent be allowed to have a gun. A Democrat doesn't NEED a conscience or a v**er ID. I don't NEED that beer I will drink tonight, uh yes I do, bad example. Hillary di-int need to be President. I di-int need a grandkid. The eaters of Michelle's school lunches di-int need no stinking calories. An unborn baby don't need to live. The standard is need, not want.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

son of witless wrote:

So does anyone really NEED one of those ? ? ? ... (show quote)

Do you need to have your beer refrigerated?

I do! Preferably by electricity from coal!

son of witless

archie bunker wrote:

Do you need to have your beer refrigerated?

I do! Preferably by electricity from coal!

What I need is to make a beer run. I am down to two bottles. If my neo-alcoholic brother was to visit this would provoke a serious international incident. I drink em by the bottle, he drinks them by the six pack. I could be excommunicated right out of the family. With the electric market in my state deregulated I have no idea where the little electrons flowing into my home come from. Years ago I did one of my nieces a favor and signed up to a supplier she was representing. I do not know whether she still gets commission or not.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

son of witless wrote:

What I need is to make a beer run. I am down to tw... (show quote)

Sounds like my brother in law. Fortunately, we live 9 miles from the most expensive beer store on the planet, so he comes with his own anymore.

son of witless

archie bunker wrote:

Sounds like my brother in law. Fortunately, we live 9 miles from the most expensive beer store on the planet, so he comes with his own anymore.

In the family and in the local beer drinking community we get into arguments over beer. Who stocks good beer and who serves skunk piss. Well one of my other brothers who is even cheaper than me found a beer that only had BEER on the side of the can. He held the family record for skunk piss until I went into my local store and asked, " what is the cheapest crap you got. " I brought home a case of Narragansett. It was a pretty beer. A sailing ship on the label. When my drinker other brother and his even more alcoholic buddy came over they just about threw up. I didn't think it was that bad and drank the case myself. However, another time I decided to impress and bought the very expensive Sam Adams Cherry Wheat. I could not give it away. I guess we poor white trash just don't know good beer when it is poured down our throats.

pafret Loc: Northeast

son of witless wrote:

In the family and in the local beer drinking commu... (show quote)

I have been drinking Dos Equis for about 62 years. I also like most dark beers, Bechs Dark, Lowenbrau Dark, Porters and Boch beers. Can't stand "Lite" beer or most Pilsners.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

pafret wrote:

I have been drinking Dos Equis for about 62 years. I also like most dark beers, Bechs Dark, Lowenbrau Dark, Porters and Boch beers. Can't stand "Lite" beer or most Pilsners.

I'm mostly a C****a drinker, but I like Dos Equis too. Sometimes I'll switch it up, and go for Shiner Boch. If I know my brother in law is going to be around, I'll get Keystone for him. My wife used to get mad at me for that until I pointed out the cost. That guy will wipe out a 12 pack in an afternoon, and evening by himself. I think if he knew that we had a pretty good stash of liquor, we'd never get him to leave.

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

son of witless wrote:

When will these deadly weapons be banned ? Why must someone own a Ninja Sword ? Does anyone need a Ninja sword ? There would never be violence if we banned sharp pointy things. Of course, you mess with a man's socks and look what happens. Maybe the government needs to find out if there is a sock shortage in Florida.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/05/03/florida-man-slashes-two-people-with-ninja-sword-after-fight-about-socks-police-say.html

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You try and take my Marine sword I let you have it. I'll just stick it up your little brown hole between your legs and you can take it with you.😎

pafret Loc: Northeast

archie bunker wrote:

I'm mostly a C****a drinker, but I like Dos Equis too. Sometimes I'll switch it up, and go for Shiner Boch. If I know my brother in law is going to be around, I'll get Keystone for him. My wife used to get mad at me for that until I pointed out the cost. That guy will wipe out a 12 pack in an afternoon, and evening by himself. I think if he knew that we had a pretty good stash of liquor, we'd never get him to leave.

Sounds like my departed brother-in-law. I couldn't buy more booze and beer than he could drink, in an astonishingly short time. I finally stopped providing any alcohol when he and my sister-in-law visited. Didn't deter him in the least, he brought his own. The booze finally got him, dead at 62 of Cirrhosis of the liver.