It's my second job
Apr 30, 2018 20:45:56 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Ever approached a Republican member of Congress, seen the big smile and the hand held out? They aren't happy to see you and reaching for your hand to shake..........they're reaching for the check. Watch how quickly that smile turns to a look of utter disgust, if you actually grab their hand and shake it.
To be fair, Democrats are just as bad about reaching for those checks, the difference is.............they don't wave them in the air while they take a victory lap, or compare them to see who won "the biggest check!" prize each week.
Politicians cannot be accused of any pay-to-play schemes, it's all about the pay................they ain't playin.
Did you know that Democratic lawmakers can do magic? It's true, and it's magic to put David Copperfield to shame. Try talking to one of them without laying a fat envelope in their hands first..................and see how fast they make you disappear.
A group of men told Trump they were scheming to give the whole country to Jews, and he said " Yes! It's about damn time! I deserve it! ".............he had a bit of an earwax problem that day, and heard "you", not "Jew".
Senator Shummer was asked to run for President, and he said " I ain't running for s**t............ I'll have my s***es carry me."
I'm campaigning to host next years correspondence dinner.
To be fair, Democrats are just as bad about reaching for those checks, the difference is.............they don't wave them in the air while they take a victory lap, or compare them to see who won "the biggest check!" prize each week.
Politicians cannot be accused of any pay-to-play schemes, it's all about the pay................they ain't playin.
Did you know that Democratic lawmakers can do magic? It's true, and it's magic to put David Copperfield to shame. Try talking to one of them without laying a fat envelope in their hands first..................and see how fast they make you disappear.
A group of men told Trump they were scheming to give the whole country to Jews, and he said " Yes! It's about damn time! I deserve it! ".............he had a bit of an earwax problem that day, and heard "you", not "Jew".
Senator Shummer was asked to run for President, and he said " I ain't running for s**t............ I'll have my s***es carry me."
I'm campaigning to host next years correspondence dinner.
Apr 30, 2018 21:58:48 #
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May 1, 2018 16:45:42 #
lpnmajor wrote:
Ever approached a Republican member of Congress, s... (show quote)
You'll make a perfect host... Poke the eyes of both major parties... You may want to throw-in a comment about the Independents, just so they don't feel left out...
May 1, 2018 18:35:34 #
May 1, 2018 21:52:26 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
JimMe wrote:
You'll make a perfect host... Poke the eyes of both major parties... You may want to throw-in a comment about the Independents, just so they don't feel left out...
Might not want to do that heard they are asking even them for their paper work on where their money came from during the 2016 e******n and GEE they refused and said it was an invasion of their privacy ooooH wonder what their hiding. THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING(already in their bank account)
May 3, 2018 13:40:56 #
bggamers wrote:
Might not want to do that heard they are asking ev... (show quote)
Actually, I thought "The Russians have left the building!!!"... Until 2020 anyway...
May 3, 2018 17:17:27 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
JimMe wrote:
Actually, I thought "The Russians have left the building!!!"... Until 2020 anyway...
why would they do that when America is so fun to screw with
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