Swedish Wedding...
Apr 12, 2018 19:28:07 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a
lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch; writhing in
agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said:
"How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my
fiance, Lena, is still a virgin -- in every vay.
The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint
to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week,
but leave it on dere as long as you can. He took four tongue
depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all
together...quite an impressive work of art.
Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on
their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped
open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She
said: "Olaf...you're the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."
Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied:
"Look at dis Lena ... Still in DA CRATE!"
lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch; writhing in
agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said:
"How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my
fiance, Lena, is still a virgin -- in every vay.
The doctor told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint
to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week,
but leave it on dere as long as you can. He took four tongue
depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all
together...quite an impressive work of art.
Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on
their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped
open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She
said: "Olaf...you're the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."
Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied:
"Look at dis Lena ... Still in DA CRATE!"
Apr 12, 2018 22:30:36 #
youngwilliam
Loc: Deep in the heart
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minne... (show quote)
Still laughing.😂😂😂😂😂
Apr 13, 2018 06:57:35 #
Apr 13, 2018 08:57:54 #
Apr 13, 2018 10:55:02 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minne... (show quote)
Heard it before but still funny Don thanks.
Apr 13, 2018 12:52:00 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minne... (show quote)
dem Svedes is shonuf crazy
Apr 13, 2018 13:22:04 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minne... (show quote)
That one made me laugh so hard it brought tears to my eyes.
Apr 13, 2018 13:26:17 #
badbobby wrote:
dem Svedes is shonuf crazy
At least they know how to make a bad situation turn into an opportunity for great thinking.
Apr 13, 2018 13:30:11 #
Louie27 wrote:
At least they know how to make a bad situation turn into an opportunity for great thinking.
Now if they could only figure out what to do about their Muslim problem.
Apr 13, 2018 13:34:25 #
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