Who has the best beer? At a World Brewing Convention in the United States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conferencing. Bruce...

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Mar 20, 2018 12:03:48 #

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

At a World Brewing Convention in the United States, the CEOs of various brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of each day's conferencing.

Bruce, the boss of Fosters, shouted to the barman,

'in 'Strailya, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, cobber.'

Rob, chief of Budweiser, calls out,

'In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all. Give me a pint of Bud.'

Hans steps up next,

'In Germany we invented beer. Give me a Beck's, the real king of beers.'

Up steps Dutchman Jan, chief executive of Grolsch, who states that Grolsch is the ultimate beer and asks for one with two fingers of head on top.

Patrick, the CEO of Guinness, steps forward.

'Barman, give me a coke with ice please.'

The other four stare at him in stunned silence with amazement written all over their faces.

Eventually, Bruce asks, 'Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?'

Patrick replies, 'Well, if the lot of you aren't drinking, then neither am I.'

Mar 20, 2018 12:09:13 #

Kevyn

PoppaGringo wrote:

At a World Brewing Convention in the United States... (show quote)

Reminds me of an Australian friend who asked me how Coors beer was like making love in a canoe. When I replied that I didn’t know he said “because it’s fu#king close to water.”

Mar 20, 2018 13:41:29 #

bahmer

PoppaGringo wrote:

At a World Brewing Convention in the United States... (show quote)

Mar 20, 2018 16:53:29 #

Lonewolf

Kevyn wrote:

Reminds me of an Australian friend who asked me how Coors beer was like making love in a canoe. When I replied that I didn’t know he said “because it’s fu#king close to water.”

Mar 21, 2018 12:21:33 #

Kazudy

PoppaGringo wrote:

At a World Brewing Convention in the United States... (show quote)

Good one, but living on the border to Mexico, I have excess to all Mexican and American beers. My beer of choice was Budweiser NOT BUD LIGHT! In 1993 I quit drinking. A friend of mine introduced me to Dos XX's beer. I'll drink me one of those after dinner and sleep like a baby. Plus for me it's the best tasting beer. This beer commercial was paid for by no one.

Mar 21, 2018 20:32:51 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Kazudy wrote:

Not a beer drinker, but I am going to give Dos XX's a chance next time I'm at the store.

Mar 21, 2018 21:56:53 #

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

slatten49 wrote:

Not a beer drinker, but I am going to give Dos XX's a chance next time I'm at the store.

You may want to also give C****a and Pacifico a try.

Mar 21, 2018 22:10:17 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

PoppaGringo wrote:

You may want to also give C****a and Pacifico a try.

I have had C****as on occasion and enjoyed them, but have never tried Pacifico. Thanks, Salty...you're gon'na turn me into a drunkard.

Mar 22, 2018 09:56:19 #

bahmer

slatten49 wrote:

I have had C****as on occasion and enjoyed them, but have never tried Pacifico. Thanks, Salty...you're gon'na turn me into a drunkard.

I have a real nice Mexican restaurant here in Illinois and I will
see if they have either the Pacifico or the Dos XX next time I go.

Mar 22, 2018 10:22:23 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

bahmer wrote:

I have a real nice Mexican restaurant here in Illinois and I will
see if they have either the Pacifico or the Dos XX next time I go.

Please don't become a drunkard, Bahmer.

Mar 22, 2018 11:54:03 #

bahmer

slatten49 wrote:

Please don't become a drunkard, Bahmer.

The restaurants name is Mexico Clasico here in Rockford Il.
I was curious to find a good Mexican Restaurant here and
finally found a Mexican woman whos son was on the same
Team as my grandsons. After I asked her she recommended
the above restaurant to me. I have since taken my daughter
and grandsons there and even my son in law from Hawaii.
Excellent food and I will have one or two beers with the food
to lower the heat of the food. They have three levels of hot
sauce mild, hot, and then only Mexicans ask for the last.

I go for the hot but not the super hot.

Mar 22, 2018 12:02:43 #

bahmer

slatten49 wrote:

Please don't become a drunkard, Bahmer.

Where is badbobby today is he out fishing?

Mar 22, 2018 12:26:52 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

bahmer wrote:

Where is badbobby today is he out fishing?

More than likely, he is up to no good.

Or, maybe his lovely and long-suffering wife has him working on her 'honey-do' list.

Mar 22, 2018 12:29:55 #

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

bahmer wrote:

The restaurants name is Mexico Clasico here in Roc... (show quote)

No part of Texas has any shortage of good Mexican or Tex-Mex restaurants, but the Waco area does not have anywhere near the great ones of Austin & San Antonio. In any event, I go for the hottest available sauces/peppers offered by each we frequent.

Mar 22, 2018 12:30:45 #

bahmer

slatten49 wrote:

More than likely, he is up to no good.

Or, maybe his lovely and long-suffering wife has him working on her 'honey-do' list.

If he is out fishing he should consider himself lucky.
If he is working on a honey do list he should consider himself even more lucky.

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