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Badbobby teaches Bahmer how to handle things at home.
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Mar 17, 2018 14:16:24   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Badbobby teaches Bahmer how to handle things at home.

BB had asked Bahmer to help him out with the deck after work, so Bahmer just went straight over to BB's place.


When they got to the door, BB went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work.

When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her.

Once they were working on the deck, Bahmer told BB that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife.

BB said that he'd started this about six months ago, it had revived their marriage, and things couldn't be better.

Bahmer thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her. His wife burst into tears.

Bahmer was confused and asked why she was crying.

She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!"

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Mar 17, 2018 14:25:15   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Badbobby teaches Bahmer how to handle things at home.

BB had asked Bahmer to help him out with the deck after work, so Bahmer just went straight over to BB's place.


When they got to the door, BB went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work.

When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her.

Once they were working on the deck, Bahmer told BB that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife.

BB said that he'd started this about six months ago, it had revived their marriage, and things couldn't be better.

Bahmer thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her. His wife burst into tears.

Bahmer was confused and asked why she was crying.

She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!"
Badbobby teaches Bahmer how to handle things at ho... (show quote)


he didn't get the liquor at my house
musta been on his way home


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Mar 17, 2018 16:35:20   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
he didn't get the liquor at my house
musta been on his way home



I though that you had my back?


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Mar 18, 2018 13:10:38   #
boatbob2
 
YEAH,way ,way back !!!!!!!

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Mar 18, 2018 13:28:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I though that you had my back?


always bahm
Swabbies are true blue
I jus cain't control events when I'm not there

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Mar 21, 2018 20:18:23   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
always bahm
Swabbies are true blue
I jus cain't control events when I'm not there

Not your fault, BB. After all, what Squid is ever 'all together there '

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Mar 21, 2018 21:45:22   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
slatten49 wrote:
Not your fault, BB. After all, what Squid is ever 'all together there '


Never.

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Mar 21, 2018 22:11:34   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Never.

That was my thinking, also, Salty. Thanks for confirming the obvious.

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Mar 22, 2018 13:06:53   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
That was my thinking, also, Salty. Thanks for confirming the obvious.


you dastardly Marines are something else
always talking behind my back
or when I;m off catching fish
Swabbies arent like Jarheads
we talk to your face

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Mar 22, 2018 15:34:34   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
you dastardly Marines are something else
always talking behind my back
or when I;m off catching fish
Swabbies arent like Jarheads
we talk to your face


Yeah, when facing their backside.

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Mar 22, 2018 16:43:57   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yeah, when facing their backside.


can I help it
when you Jarheads are retreating

as usual??

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Mar 22, 2018 17:33:30   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
can I help it
when you Jarheads are retreating

as usual??

Not retreating...regrouping. We don't know the meaning of retreat.

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Mar 22, 2018 17:35:56   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Not retreating...regrouping.


I was watching the WGC/Dell Match play tournament in Austin Texas and I was looking for you but I didn't see you anywhere. You didn't ditch that tournament now did you?

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Mar 22, 2018 17:41:02   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I was watching the WGC/Dell Match play tournament in Austin Texas and I was looking for you but I didn't see you anywhere. You didn't ditch that tournament now did you?

I was unaware of the tournament, as I live about 159 miles to the northwest of Austin now...and have for about six years. I am going to check on TV for coverage. I played a lot of golf in Austin...but, not at that level.

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Mar 22, 2018 17:49:25   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
I was unaware of the tournament, as I live about 159 miles to the northwest of Austin now...and have for about six years. I am going to check on TV for coverage. I played a lot of golf in Austin...but, not at that level.


That course is something else, water on both sides of the fairway, woods right next to the green on seventeen. Let me tell you it is one tough course. Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Phil Mickelson, Jason Day and a host of others are playing.

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