My boys are all preteen, so they still listen to their old man. But, here is the thing. A woman's intelligence is absolutely necessary!
My Mother taught me about 'anticipation.'
"Just wait until your father gets home."
My Mother taught me to 'meet a challenge.'
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"
My Mother taught me 'logic.'
"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?"
You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school!
My mother taught me about 'hypocrisy.'
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
My mother taught me the 'circle of Life.'
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
"Stop acting like your father!"
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, wh**ever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
Mother to daughter advice:
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. "Yes," she replied. "But not the same ones
My Mother taught me about JUSTICE..."One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?", "No sir," Little Johnny replies, "I don't have to, my mom is a good cook!"
Mothers are basically part of a scientific experiment to prove that sleep is not a crucial part of human life.
alex wrote:
sometimes it's good to listen to your kids, unless they are seventeen