milkbath
Jan 28, 2018 11:00:50 #
kenvrla
Loc: East Tx Piney Woods
Subject: Fwd: Milkbath
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Wait for it.......
Wait...............
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits ...I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Wait for it.......
Wait...............
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits ...I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"
Jan 28, 2018 12:15:13 #
Jan 28, 2018 12:21:36 #
kenvrla wrote:
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good blonde joke for sure.Jan 29, 2018 23:22:34 #
bahmer wrote: good blonde joke for sure.
good blonde joke for sure.I must lead a sheltered life. Never heard it before but it's funny. Actually it's really phunnie.
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