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Jan 26, 2018 13:25:00   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
moldyoldy wrote:
All Hat, No Cattle
Trace Adkins
See that boy standing there by the dance floor
He's lookin' like the Marlboro Man
Starched shirt, starched jeans, big trophy buckle
And an empty Copenhagen can
He's talkin' cowboy this and cowboy that
Well I'll bet one thing's for sure
The only stampede that he's ever seen
Is the clearance at the western store
All hat and no cattle, that boy just ain't real
All boots and no saddle, don't know how to make a cowgirl feel
Think I'm gonna tell him to pack up his act
And go back where he came from
'Cause all hat and no cattle ain't gonna get it done
He's just a smooth-talkin', long-tall slow-walkin'
Srugstore-made-up dude
So honey don't you fall for that f**e Texas drawl
He ain't right for you
What you need's a man that ain't just a hat stand
When you get him home
Well, I don't look like much, but I can sure saddle up
And ride with you all night long
All nat and no cattle, that boy just ain't real
All boots and no saddle, don't know how to make a cowgirl feel
Think I'm gonna tell him to pack up his act
And go back where he came from
'Cause all hat and no cattle ain't gonna get it done
All hat and no cattle ain't gonna get it done
All Hat, No Cattle br Trace Adkins br See that boy... (show quote)


Can you nail a u shaped piece of steel to the bottom of a horse? I can.

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Jan 26, 2018 13:57:19   #
moldyoldy
 
archie bunker wrote:
Can you nail a u shaped piece of steel to the bottom of a horse? I can.


There are real cowpokes, and f**e ones, like bush jr. the Kennebunkport, maine cowboy. I do not claim to know about fitting a horseshoe on a horse. I can toss one pretty good though.

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Jan 26, 2018 15:06:17   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
moldyoldy wrote:
There are real cowpokes, and f**e ones, like bush jr. the Kennebunkport, maine cowboy. I do not claim to know about fitting a horseshoe on a horse. I can toss one pretty good though.


I toss em with the horse still on em!💪💪😆

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Jan 26, 2018 15:39:56   #
moldyoldy
 
archie bunker wrote:
I toss em with the horse still on em!💪💪😆


I toss em with the whores still on em!
Good for you.

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Jan 26, 2018 15:40:27   #
4430 Loc: Little Egypt ** Southern Illinory
 
archie bunker wrote:
I toss em with the horse still on em!💪💪😆


Arch are the one that said...... I'm going to throw the horse over the fence ........................Some hay

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Jan 26, 2018 16:54:06   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
moldyoldy wrote:
I toss em with the whores still on em!
Good for you.


So you quit v****g democrat?
Good for you!

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Jan 26, 2018 17:23:46   #
moldyoldy
 
4430 wrote:
Arch are the one that said...... I'm going to throw the horse over the fence ........................Some hay


I think your timing is a little off.

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Jan 26, 2018 21:02:35   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
moldyoldy wrote:
I think your timing is a little off.


Should he advance, or r****d it?

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Jan 26, 2018 21:08:01   #
moldyoldy
 
archie bunker wrote:
Should he advance, or r****d it?


He is already r****ded.

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Jan 26, 2018 21:16:48   #
maryjane
 
Amen, Loki!!

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Jan 26, 2018 21:50:31   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
moldyoldy wrote:
He is already r****ded.


So, he should advance his timing a bit?
Damn, it's been so long I don't remember which way to turn his distributor. I'm not sure if I even own a timing light anymore........I'm just not sure!

As an aside, how did your ribs turn out? Or am I too early?

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Jan 26, 2018 22:09:02   #
moldyoldy
 
archie bunker wrote:
So, he should advance his timing a bit?
Damn, it's been so long I don't remember which way to turn his distributor. I'm not sure if I even own a timing light anymore........I'm just not sure!

As an aside, how did your ribs turn out? Or am I too early?


Super bowl is rib day.

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Jan 26, 2018 22:51:27   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
moldyoldy wrote:
Super bowl is rib day.


What day is the super flush gonna happen? I'm a little behind on this kinda thing.

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Jan 27, 2018 04:05:26   #
moldyoldy
 
archie bunker wrote:
What day is the super flush gonna happen? I'm a little behind on this kinda thing.


Feb forth

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Jan 27, 2018 06:40:19   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
archie bunker wrote:
What day is the super flush gonna happen? I'm a little behind on this kinda thing.


Why should I watch a bunch of overpaid, brainless ingrates who would be in prison if they couldn't play football? Screw the NFL. "We be protestin' de N**is. At least de white ones." Almost as good as the one who claimed he "be protestin" for the "Constitution of Independence?"

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