Retired669 wrote:
Since it had you i***t baggers favorite word in it(B******I) I figured you would get all giddy over it. I CAN TELL YOU REALLY LIKE IT BUT ARE DOING YOUR BEST TO SAY YOU DIDN'T...You're such a joker! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nancy Pelosi called Harry Reid into
her office one day and said, "Harry, I have a plan to win back Middle
America in 2014!"
Great Nancy , but how?" asked
Harry.
"We'll get some cheesy clothes and
shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador retriever. Then, we'll go to a nice old country bar
in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there."
So they did, and found just the
place they were looking for in Bozeman , Montana . With the dog in tow,
they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.
The Bartender took a step back and
said, "Hey! Aren't you Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi?"
"Yes we are!" said Nancy , "And
what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Harry
suggested we stop and take in some local color."
They ordered a round of bourbon for
the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would
listen.
A few minutes later, a grizzled old
rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador , lifted up its tail, looked
underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few moments later,
in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its
tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar.
For the next hour, another dozen
ranchers came in, lifted the dog's tail, and left shaking their
heads.
Finally, Nancy asked, "Why did all
those old ranchers come in and look under the dog's tail? Is it some
sort of custom?"
"Lord no," said the bartender.
"Someone's out there running around town, claiming there's a Labrador
Retriever in here with two ass holes!"