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When Military Know They Are Being Deployed To A S***hole
Jan 16, 2018 15:39:14   #
Trooper745 Loc: Carolina
 
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this!

1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

2. If the Mobilization Officer tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual s***es – You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

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Jan 16, 2018 15:54:50   #
Noraa Loc: Kansas
 
Trooper745 wrote:
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this!

1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

2. If the Mobilization Officer tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual s***es – You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this! br br ... (show quote)


I love it!!!

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Jan 16, 2018 15:56:08   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Trooper745 wrote:
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this!

1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

2. If the Mobilization Officer tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual s***es – You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this! br br ... (show quote)


Excellent way to determine what kind of place you are being deployed to. Or you could just find out if the "progressives" like the place. If so it is a s***t hole.

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Jan 16, 2018 16:34:17   #
Hemiman Loc: Communist California
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Excellent way to determine what kind of place you are being deployed to. Or you could just find out if the "progressives" like the place. If so it is a s***t hole.



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Jan 16, 2018 19:06:56   #
2bltap Loc: Move to the Mainland
 
Trooper745 wrote:
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this!

1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

2. If the Mobilization Officer tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual s***es – You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this! br br ... (show quote)



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Jan 16, 2018 19:29:24   #
Loki Loc: Georgia
 
Trooper745 wrote:
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this!

1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

2. If the Mobilization Officer tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual s***es – You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this! br br ... (show quote)


If it has a governor named Jerry Brown, you might be deploying to a s**thole.

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Jan 16, 2018 21:07:51   #
PLT Sarge Loc: Alabama
 
I think we had missions in all those countries. It's not the common people, it's the governments.
Trooper745 wrote:
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this!

1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

2. If the Mobilization Officer tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual s***es – You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this! br br ... (show quote)

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Jan 16, 2018 23:23:37   #
2bltap Loc: Move to the Mainland
 
PLT Sarge wrote:
I think we had missions in all those countries. It's not the common people, it's the governments.



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Jan 17, 2018 08:45:04   #
Patsaco1
 
Trooper745 wrote:
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this!

1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

2. If the Mobilization Officer tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual s***es – You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this! br br ... (show quote)



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Jan 17, 2018 11:06:50   #
Mike Easterday
 
Recommended you bring your own toilet paper .

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Jan 17, 2018 19:16:14   #
boatbob2
 
OR,A mayor named de blasio,or emanual,you might be going to a third world s**t hole....... without going overseas.

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Jan 18, 2018 02:06:44   #
Carol Kelly
 
Trooper745 wrote:
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this!

1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

2. If the Mobilization Officer tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual s***es – You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this! br br ... (show quote)


I forwarded this to my son who has been deployed to some of the same.

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Jan 18, 2018 03:54:40   #
Hemiman Loc: Communist California
 
Carol Kelly wrote:
I forwarded this to my son who has been deployed to some of the same.


I have been in a lot of these places ,places average Americans would think that people could not possibly survive but they do.The people are severely limited in every aspect of the basics of life but you still find good people in a very bad situations ,some living in conditions so bad I can’t find words to describe how bad it really is but they go on.
The s**t hole part comes into the picture when a person needs a word to describe the government that dooms these people to a life of misery and disease.This is what some Americans would do to the citizens of this great country if allowed,we must fight it to the death because what they would have for us is worse than death.What these people want for themselves is money and power and to get it they will do anything.

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Jan 18, 2018 09:53:56   #
Carol Kelly
 
Hemiman wrote:
I have been in a lot of these places ,places average Americans would think that people could not possibly survive but they do.The people are severely limited in every aspect of the basics of life but you still find good people in a very bad situations ,some living in conditions so bad I can’t find words to describe how bad it really is but they go on.
The s**t hole part comes into the picture when a person needs a word to describe the government that dooms these people to a life of misery and disease.This is what some Americans would do to the citizens of this great country if allowed,we must fight it to the death because what they would have for us is worse than death.What these people want for themselves is money and power and to get it they will do anything.
I have been in a lot of these places ,places avera... (show quote)



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Jan 20, 2018 18:32:51   #
Carol Kelly
 
Trooper745 wrote:
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this!

1. If your boss tells you to update your Gamma Globulin, Yellow Fever, Malaria, Dysentery, Tetanus and other fun immunizations - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

2. If the Mobilization Officer tells you not to waste your time bringing a radio, or any other electronics, as there is no electricity and there are no signals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

3. If the Travel Pay folks give you a travel advance and the Per Diem rate is only $8.00/day, for everything - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

4. If the “Area Cultural” briefing is only 30 minutes long, but the briefing on communicable diseases is 3 hours long - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

5. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that some leaders in the host country keep young boys as sexual s***es – You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

6. If the “Area Cultural” briefing includes facts that male members of that society have multiple wives, but also engage in sexual activity with barnyard animals - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

7. If the “Medical Briefing” includes recommendations not to walk barefoot, drink the local water, or eat ANY food on the local economy - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

8. If the “Medical Briefing” includes information that the roadside ditches not only serve as flood control, but also as a common latrine - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

9. If the Daily Report for your new assignment includes an area for “Number of Personnel Med-Evaced” from theater for unknown diseases - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.

10. If the monetary exchange rate is greater than 50 to 1 for local currency to US Dollars - You might be deploying to a S**t Hole.
Past deployed Veterans can relate to this! br br ... (show quote)


Sent this to my son who responded he's been in several of these situations

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