BadBobby Goes Into A Bar....
Jan 15, 2018 08:09:14 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BadBobby walked into a bar, and saw two pieces of meat h*****g from the ceiling. He asks the barman, "Why are those two pieces of meat h*****g from the ceiling?"
The barman replies, "It's a competition which we run every night. If you can jump up and touch the meat, you get free drinks for the whole night."
"Great!" says BB, "but what if I can't reach them?"
"Then you have to buy all the drinks for everyone all night," the barman answers. "Do you want to try?"
"No, but thanks anyway," responds BB.
"Why not?", asks the barman.
To which BB replied, "The steaks are too high."
The barman replies, "It's a competition which we run every night. If you can jump up and touch the meat, you get free drinks for the whole night."
"Great!" says BB, "but what if I can't reach them?"
"Then you have to buy all the drinks for everyone all night," the barman answers. "Do you want to try?"
"No, but thanks anyway," responds BB.
"Why not?", asks the barman.
To which BB replied, "The steaks are too high."
Jan 15, 2018 08:22:09 #
Jan 15, 2018 08:53:59 #
Jan 15, 2018 13:31:01 #
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby walked into a bar, and saw two pieces of ... (show quote)
nope
I woulda got me a stool to stand on
free drinks?
did that include Jack???
Jan 15, 2018 13:47:57 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
nope
I woulda got me a stool to stand on
free drinks?
did that include Jack???
I woulda got me a stool to stand on
free drinks?
did that include Jack???
Stools not allowed, BB.
In any respectable/reputable bar
Of course, Jack is included. Not that you'd win any, though.
Jan 15, 2018 13:54:17 #
slatten49 wrote:
Stools not allowed, BB.
In any respectable/reputable bar Of course, Jack is included.
Not that you'd win any, though.
In any respectable/reputable bar
Of course, Jack is included. Not that you'd win any, though.
you make the rules in that bar??
Jan 15, 2018 13:59:54 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
you make the rules in that bar??
As they pertain to this thread, yes.
Jan 15, 2018 22:48:06 #
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby walked into a bar, and saw two pieces of ... (show quote)
Well, at least he didn't ask if they were ribs.
Jan 16, 2018 06:18:41 #
Jan 16, 2018 08:07:48 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
Well, at least he didn't ask if they were ribs.
I was careful not to mention that the bartender, having heard of BB's IOUs, refused to let him run up a tab.
Jan 16, 2018 10:40:21 #
slatten49 wrote:
I was careful not to mention that the bartender, having heard of BB's IOUs, refused to let him run up a tab.
sokay
dam cheap bar
had no Jack anyhow
Jan 16, 2018 11:43:24 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
sokay
dam cheap bar
had no Jack anyhow
dam cheap bar
had no Jack anyhow
Why should that matter to you
You travel with the idea of BYOB, and just need a set-up. Jan 18, 2018 23:05:45 #
Jan 19, 2018 09:41:41 #
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby walked into a bar, and saw two pieces of ... (show quote)
Good one!!! B.B. could reach them tho he just wanted to let someone else have to pay for his drinks.. smart man he is..
Jan 19, 2018 12:30:02 #
Armageddun wrote:
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hey Armi
better check up on your 8 inch wormes
Slat has one(dunno how he stole it) and is trying to clone it
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