Mom, How Did I Get My Name?
Jan 8, 2018 10:41:41 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Few know that BadBobby was born a Native American.
As a small child, he went to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.
Then BB asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?
"Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied.
He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?
"We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies.
The mother paused and said to her son... "Tell me, Torn Condom, why are you so curious?"
BadBobby, soon afterwards, had his name changed.
As a small child, he went to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"?
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said.
Then BB asked "Why is my sister named Cornflower"?
"Well your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her", she replied.
He then asked "And why is my other sister called Moonchild"?
"We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived", the mother replies.
The mother paused and said to her son... "Tell me, Torn Condom, why are you so curious?"
BadBobby, soon afterwards, had his name changed.
Jan 8, 2018 11:02:48 #
slatten49 wrote:
Few know that BadBobby was born a Native American.... (show quote)
What did he change it to? Leaky Raincoat?
Jan 8, 2018 11:28:21 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
What did he change it to? Leaky Raincoat?
Uh, I"m thinking BadBobby, or some reasonable facsimile to it.
Jan 8, 2018 11:38:44 #
slatten49 wrote:
Uh, I"m thinking BadBobby, or some reasonable facsimile to it.
Gee, well, that kinda makes sense, since he calls himself Badbobby.
I never thought about it that way. 
Thanks for pointing that out to me! 
Jan 8, 2018 12:34:00 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
Gee, well, that kinda makes sense, since he calls... (show quote)
Arch...kind'a like my nickname in 'Nam was 'Tex.' That was because at the time, I was the only one in my unit from Texas.
Are ya' picking up on the logic/reason behind names/nicknames now, Panhandle whippersnapper
Jan 8, 2018 13:01:48 #
slatten49 wrote:
Arch...kind'a like my nickname in 'Nam was 'Tex.' That was because at the time, I was the only one in my unit from Texas.
Are ya' picking up on the logic/reason behind names/nicknames now, Panhandle whippersnapper
Are ya' picking up on the logic/reason behind names/nicknames now, Panhandle whippersnapper
It's all coming together now, Slat!
Maybe I can use this new found wisdom to figure out why Mrs. B. keeps calling me jackass! Jan 8, 2018 13:30:03 #
archie bunker wrote:
It's all coming together now, Slat! Maybe I can use this new found wisdom to figure out why Mrs. B. keeps calling me jackass!
Maybe I can use this new found wisdom to figure out why Mrs. B. keeps calling me jackass! Is that preferable to donkey face?
I won't tell of the variations mine called me.
Jan 8, 2018 13:32:29 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
archie bunker wrote:
It's all coming together now, Slat! Maybe I can use this new found wisdom to figure out why Mrs. B. keeps calling me jackass!
Maybe I can use this new found wisdom to figure out why Mrs. B. keeps calling me jackass! That's an 'in-house' sitchyation, Arch.
You're on your own, as I'm out'ta here. Jan 8, 2018 14:11:01 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Is that preferable to donkey face?
I won't tell of the variations mine called me.
I won't tell of the variations mine called me.
My wife has many terms of endearment that she uses for me. She called me a dishwasher the other day.
Jan 8, 2018 15:00:17 #
archie bunker wrote:
My wife has many terms of endearment that she uses for me. She called me a dishwasher the other day.
you guys need a hobby
Jan 8, 2018 15:15:42 #
badbobby wrote:
you guys need a hobby
We do. She calls me dishwasher, I call her waitress, we go in the........ahhhhhh nevermind. You're right!
Jan 8, 2018 16:49:28 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Dang it 
Salty posted a similar thread....http://www.onepoliticalplaza.com/t-121928-1.html
Salty posted a similar thread....http://www.onepoliticalplaza.com/t-121928-1.htmlJan 8, 2018 17:09:41 #
slatten49 wrote:
Dang it Salty posted a similar thread....http://www.onepoliticalplaza.com/t-121928-1.html
Salty posted a similar thread....http://www.onepoliticalplaza.com/t-121928-1.htmlI coulda tol you that
but I know how delicate your feelings are
Jan 8, 2018 21:05:10 #
archie bunker wrote:
My wife has many terms of endearment that she uses for me. She called me a dishwasher the other day.
Shoot fire, I thought that was my given name for three years, with vacuumnow as my middle name.
Jan 9, 2018 06:15:02 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
archie bunker wrote:
It's all coming together now, Slat! Maybe I can use this new found wisdom to figure out why Mrs. B. keeps calling me jackass!
Maybe I can use this new found wisdom to figure out why Mrs. B. keeps calling me jackass!
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