Mrs. BadBobby Learns of the Bad Poker News
Jan 1, 2018 08:11:14 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Several OPP buddies were playing poker in their clubhouse when BadBobby loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and passes out at the table. Showing respect for the old feller, his Marine compadres continue playing while standing up.
PoppaGringo looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?" They cut cards. Slatten picks the two of clubs and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet?" Slatten says, "I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
Slatten goes over to BadBobby's residence and knocks on the door. Mrs. BB answers through the door and asks what he wants? He declares: "Your old man just lost another $500 in a poker game with his Marine buddies and is afraid to come home.
"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.
"No problem - I'll let him know," Slatten responded.
PoppaGringo looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna tell his wife?" They cut cards. Slatten picks the two of clubs and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet?" Slatten says, "I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
Slatten goes over to BadBobby's residence and knocks on the door. Mrs. BB answers through the door and asks what he wants? He declares: "Your old man just lost another $500 in a poker game with his Marine buddies and is afraid to come home.
"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.
"No problem - I'll let him know," Slatten responded.
Jan 1, 2018 09:08:45 #
slatten49 wrote:
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Now that IS discreet
Jan 1, 2018 09:25:17 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Remind Me Not To Have a Heart Attack Around You'ens... ha... Don D.
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slatten49 wrote:
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Jan 1, 2018 11:17:52 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Remind Me Not To Have a Heart Attack Around You'ens... ha... Don D.
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**************************************************A Jarhead would really do that!!!
Jan 1, 2018 11:35:21 #
slatten49 wrote:
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boy you really are discreet
prolly have some more redeeming characteristics
being a dastardly Marine
you need all you can get hold of
Jan 1, 2018 12:06:24 #
slatten49 wrote:
Several OPP buddies were playing poker in their cl... (show quote)
Yep, my buddy Boot is the epitome of discretion.
Jan 1, 2018 12:11:10 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yep, my buddy Boot is the epitome of discretion.
epitome of a dastardly Marine
Jan 1, 2018 12:35:41 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
epitome of a dastardly Marine
There's no "dastardly" in a Marine...except at the poker table.
You should have learned that by now.
Jan 1, 2018 13:03:08 #
slatten49 wrote:
There's no "dastardly" in a Marine...except at the poker table.
You should have learned that by now.
You should have learned that by now.
He is a slow learner, that is why he keeps 'donating' to we Marines at the poker table.
Jan 1, 2018 13:26:25 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PoppaGringo wrote:
He is a slow learner, that is why he keeps 'donating' to we Marines at the poker table.
BTW, Salty, how is your new BMW...you know, the one BB paid for
Both my new golf cart and bass boat BB provided for are great
Jan 1, 2018 14:07:08 #
slatten49 wrote:
BTW, Salty, how is your new BMW...you know, the one BB paid for Both my new golf cart and bass boat BB provided for are great
Both my new golf cart and bass boat BB provided for are greatthe bank you guys payed for is doin good guys
don't ask for more loans
your credit is over maxed
Jan 1, 2018 14:24:18 #
badbobby wrote:
the bank you guys payed for is doin good guys
don't ask for more loans
your credit is over maxed
don't ask for more loans
your credit is over maxed
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My credit's so bad they won't even take my cash anyway.
Jan 1, 2018 14:30:52 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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My credit's so bad they won't even take my cash anyway.
My credit's so bad they won't even take my cash anyway.
Sailors unlike Marines
are welcome at my bank
Jan 1, 2018 15:34:05 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
Sailors unlike Marines
are welcome at my bank
are welcome at my bank
Marines don't need your durn bank. We simply take cash from you at the poker table.
Jan 1, 2018 15:45:23 #
slatten49 wrote:
Marines don't need your durn bank. We simply take cash from you at the poker table.
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