Wh**ever you do, the Lord is Watching.
An oldie but goodie...
Wh**ever You Do, the Lord Is Watching
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying:
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. After just a few seconds, clear as a bell, he heard:
"Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" The burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
Suddenly, he felt a giant shadow materializing behind him.
"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
So the lord is idly watching while thousands of innocent children at this moment are starving to death or being raped!
PoppaGringo wrote:
An oldie but goodie...
Wh**ever You Do, the Lord Is Watching
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying:
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. After just a few seconds, clear as a bell, he heard:
"Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" The burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
Suddenly, he felt a giant shadow materializing behind him.
"The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
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Raylan Wolfe wrote:
So the lord is idly watching while thousands of innocent children at this moment are starving to death or being raped!
Hey, we can't arrest all of the Progressives.
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
So the lord is idly watching while thousands of innocent children at this moment are starving to death or being raped!
ya mean like what the lucy klintoon associates do? IE: the podesta the molesta group
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
So the lord is idly watching while thousands of innocent children at this moment are starving to death or being raped!
What's your point, Wolfe?
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
So the lord is idly watching while thousands of innocent children at this moment are starving to death or being raped!
To reiterate; Everyone has the right to be stupid...It's just that some abuse the privilege. Wolfie, you are very abusive.
We again need to teach them to farm, since they ran the farmers out of there country or worse k**led them, took there farms burn't them to the ground, now we are to cripple them by feeding them,? it is not the responsibility of government to feed cloth and house each person or even a child in this manner.. we as individuals, thru the church, reach out to help people help themselves, teach them to grow food and take care of others, but the tribal wars will not allow this, thus this horrible circle continues
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
This is my point!
Why do you colored people expect us to feed your children ?
Why don't you feed the poor little picaninnies yourselves ?
We feed our poor little peckerwoods.
the Doc that exposed the Haitian fraud? the Klintoon's theft of Haitian
hurricane relief money? was found murdered with a knife in his chest.
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
So the lord is idly watching while thousands of innocent children at this moment are starving to death or being raped!
So tell us, what do you do to help feed the starving children of the world. If you do nothing then why do you expect others to feed them? There are many origination that are trying to “feed the children” that could use your help.
Raylan Wolfe wrote:
So the lord is idly watching while thousands of innocent children at this moment are starving to death or being raped!
I just knew some sick "new AmeriKa" bastard would pop off.
SGM B
Loc: TEXAS but live in Alabama now
11r20 wrote:
ya mean like what the lucy klintoon associates do? IE: the podesta the molesta group
I knew you'd fit right in! Glad you're here!
SGM B out.
Larry the Legend wrote:
Geeze. What a prick.
Not really. That is part of a man and he doesn't qualify.
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