slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

BadBobby and his wife are sitting next to each other on a plane. BB, intellectual Squid that he is, asks her if she wants to play a game, "All you have to do is ask a question and if I get it wrong or don't know, I'll give you five dollars, then I ask you a question and if you get it wrong you pay me five dollars."

"No," she says. "I just want to sleep."

BB keeps asking and she finally gives in when he says he will pay her 500 dollars, but she still only has to pay five dollars.

"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" he asks.

She gives him 5 dollars. "What goes up the hill with four legs and comes down with five?" she asks.

He pulls out his laptop and searches it, but finds nothing. Then he emails his friends. After an hour, he still hasn't got an answer, he hands her 500 dollars. Then BB asks his wife: "So what is the answer?"

She handed him 5 dollars.

Big dog

Good one Slat

badbobby Loc: texas

What's so bad about that?
I only lost$490

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I'ma guessing that she has gotten to you for far more than that, BB. And, no doubt, worth every penny of it

badbobby Loc: texas

yes and yes

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I guess that leaves the question: In return, is she getting her money's worth from you

badbobby Loc: texas

you would need to ask her

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

After sixty-seven years, I suspect she would say she has been quite happy with you.

Ya durn Squid.