to salty, nobody else
Nov 20, 2017 19:17:24 #
U couldn't resist. lol
Go ahead read Salty's love text.
An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck’s to meet a friend for coffee. While awaiting her friend’s arrival, she exercised her new sk**l by sending her husband a romantic text message: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband responded: "I'm takin' a s**t. Please advise. We are out of toilet Paper"
Almost brings a tear to my eyes.
Go ahead read Salty's love text.
An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck’s to meet a friend for coffee. While awaiting her friend’s arrival, she exercised her new sk**l by sending her husband a romantic text message: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband responded: "I'm takin' a s**t. Please advise. We are out of toilet Paper"
Almost brings a tear to my eyes.
Nov 20, 2017 19:38:31 #
Nov 20, 2017 20:42:22 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
PulletSurprise wrote:
U couldn't resist. lol br Go ahead read Salty's l... (show quote)
Who says romance is dead
Nov 20, 2017 21:58:55 #
PulletSurprise wrote:
U couldn't resist. lol br Go ahead read Salty's l... (show quote)
Too obvious -- not funny.
Nov 20, 2017 22:57:06 #
BEST LAUGH I'VE HAD TODAY. THANK YOU.
PulletSurprise wrote:
U couldn't resist. lol br Go ahead read Salty's l... (show quote)
Nov 21, 2017 10:50:45 #
Nov 21, 2017 11:13:48 #
Nov 21, 2017 11:14:44 #
PulletSurprise wrote:
U couldn't resist. lol br Go ahead read Salty's l... (show quote)
great love story
Nov 21, 2017 11:59:24 #
Nov 21, 2017 23:12:16 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
PulletSurprise wrote:
U couldn't resist. lol br Go ahead read Salty's l... (show quote)
forget the tears l fell out of my chair that was great thanks
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