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Nov 20, 2017 12:18:48   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
I Just Love This Story... Don D.


BAD PARROT

A young man named Peter received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate t***sgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

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Nov 20, 2017 15:41:20   #
Manning345 Loc: Richmond, Virginia
 
Good one!

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Nov 20, 2017 16:46:42   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Manning345 wrote:
Good one!



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Nov 21, 2017 07:37:22   #
Betta
 
Good one. Still laughing.

Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
I Just Love This Story... Don D.


BAD PARROT

A young man named Peter received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate t***sgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
I Just Love This Story... Don D. br br br BAD PA... (show quote)

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Nov 21, 2017 09:45:17   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
Yah I Know, I Heard This Job At Least 10 Years, And I Still Chuckle Everytime I Think of It... Don D.


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Betta wrote:
Good one. Still laughing.

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Nov 21, 2017 11:24:25   #
CD
 
Love It.

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Nov 21, 2017 11:27:10   #
Big dog
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
I Just Love This Story... Don D.


BAD PARROT

A young man named Peter received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate t***sgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
I Just Love This Story... Don D. br br br BAD PA... (show quote)


That's a great one need made me laugh

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Nov 21, 2017 11:39:22   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
I Just Love This Story... Don D.


BAD PARROT

A young man named Peter received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate t***sgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
I Just Love This Story... Don D. br br br BAD PA... (show quote)
happy thanksgiving to you and yours Don
you may take the front seat now


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Nov 21, 2017 12:00:55   #
bahmer
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
I Just Love This Story... Don D.


BAD PARROT

A young man named Peter received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate t***sgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
I Just Love This Story... Don D. br br br BAD PA... (show quote)





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Nov 21, 2017 13:48:04   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
... Don D.


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badbobby wrote:
happy thanksgiving to you and yours Don
you may take the front seat now


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Nov 21, 2017 16:03:53   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
... Don D.


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Don
i have taken the liberty of awarding the best joke of the daythe front seat in the class
I thought yours was the best today
sorry if it confused you

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Nov 21, 2017 16:07:48   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
Doesn't Take Much, ha... Thanks... Don D.

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badbobby wrote:
Don
i have taken the liberty of awarding the best joke of the daythe front seat in the class
I thought yours was the best today
sorry if it confused you

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