Golfing....
Nov 19, 2017 22:08:46 #
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Moses, Jesus, and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together.
Moses stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went sailing over the fairway and landed in the water trap. Moses then parted the water and chipped the ball onto the green.
Jesus stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went sailing over the fairway and landed in the water trap. Jesus just walked onto the water and chipped the ball onto the green.
The old man stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went sailing over the fairway and headed for the water trap. But, just before it fell into the water, a fish jumped up and grabbed the ball in its mouth.
As the fish was falling back down into the water, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the fish in its claws. The eagle flew over the green where a lightning bolt shot from the sky and barely missed it.
Startled, the eagle dropped the fish.
When the fish hit the ground, the ball popped out of its mouth and rolled into the hole for a hole-in-one.
Jesus then turned to the old man and said:
"Dad, if you don’t stop fooling around, we won’t bring you next time."
Moses, Jesus, and an old man were enjoying a friendly round of golf together.
Moses stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went sailing over the fairway and landed in the water trap. Moses then parted the water and chipped the ball onto the green.
Jesus stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went sailing over the fairway and landed in the water trap. Jesus just walked onto the water and chipped the ball onto the green.
The old man stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went sailing over the fairway and headed for the water trap. But, just before it fell into the water, a fish jumped up and grabbed the ball in its mouth.
As the fish was falling back down into the water, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the fish in its claws. The eagle flew over the green where a lightning bolt shot from the sky and barely missed it.
Startled, the eagle dropped the fish.
When the fish hit the ground, the ball popped out of its mouth and rolled into the hole for a hole-in-one.
Jesus then turned to the old man and said:
"Dad, if you don’t stop fooling around, we won’t bring you next time."
Nov 19, 2017 23:12:22 #
peter11937
Loc: NYS
AuntiE wrote:
http://www.ba-bamail.com/co... br br Moses, Jesus... (show quote)
Heard it before, but it is still amusing.
Nov 20, 2017 07:08:01 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
http://www.ba-bamail.com/co... br br Moses, Jesus... (show quote)
Speaking of golf...do you ever use UncleE's clubs on him, rather than the usual iron sk**lets
Variety is the spice of life, ya' know. 
Nov 20, 2017 15:03:18 #
slatten49 wrote:
Speaking of golf...do you ever use UncleE's clubs on him, rather than the usual iron sk**lets Variety is the spice of life, ya' know.
Variety is the spice of life, ya' know. easy Slat
that 1500 mile buffer zone is shrinking
and Auntie has that gleam in her eyes
Nov 20, 2017 17:06:42 #
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