Big dog wrote:
Let me say: I apologize for any thing I may have said or done that may have offended anyone ever, or anything I may yet say or do that may be offensive to anyone ever. Even if it is perfectly acceptable at this given moment to say or do, it may not be in the future, so I ask forgiveness for any and all sins I may have or might in the future commit.
Now can I run for office ?
That covers it perfectly if your going to run for the blue team, but doesn't even come close if you're going to run for the red team.