'Murphy's Law & Sex...
Some of These "Laws" Are Very True Me Thinks... Don D.
"Between a Woman's A**, And a Whiskey Glass, Many a Man Has Lost His A**" ! 'Okie Don'
MURPHY'S LAW AND SEX PER ELWOOD:
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1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2.Nothing improves with age.
3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4.Sex has no calories.
5.Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6.There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7.Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8.No sex with anyone in the same office.
9.Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10.A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11.If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12.Virginity can be cured.
13.When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14.Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15.The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Some of These "Laws" Are Very True Me Thinks... Don D.ï
"Between a Woman's A**, And a Whiskey Glass, Many a Man Has Lost His A**" ! 'Okie Don'ï
MURPHY'S LAW AND SEX PER ELWOOD:
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1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2.Nothing improves with age.
3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
4.Sex has no calories.
5.Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
6.There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
7.Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
8.No sex with anyone in the same office.
9.Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
10.A man in the house is worth two in the street.
11.If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
12.Virginity can be cured.
13.When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
14.Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
15.The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
Some of These "Laws" Are Very True Me Th... (
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Well, Don, your list is almost true. However, number 2.Nothing improves with age. isn't true. A 1957 Chevy Bel Air Convertible DOES improve with age.
Semper Fi
O agree 100%... Don D.
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GmanTerry wrote:
Well, Don, your list is almost true. However, number 2.Nothing improves with age. isn't true. A 1957 Chevy Bel Air Convertible DOES improve with age.
Semper Fi
Unfortunately, # 15 is usually TRUE!
My buddy (1960) had the most beautiful girlfriend,one that sugar wouldnt melt in her mouth, whos reputation was above reproach,try as hard as he could (over 1 1/2 years of dating) he FINALLY got into her panties,and screwed the pooch,He was in lovers heaven (cmon,you guys know how this story is going to end) He was all set to pop the question,,,,when lo and behold,2 days later he came down with the CLAP both hands.
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